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Anyone here made a sex tape?

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brothershell - 2/8/10, 5:13 pm
Seems like a bad idea, but this lady friend of mine wants to make one.
Any tips you might offer would be great.
capndannn - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm
stay hard
JesseCockforest - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm
well first you need to draw up a storyboard
haase - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm
lighting will help you not look gross.


sell it on the internet.

don't let her put things in your pooper.


don't let the tape fall into the wrong hands.
ecannon - 2/8/10, 5:18 pm
you need a director
hellrell - 2/8/10, 5:18 pm
say you will only do it if she agrees now that you get to keep it in the event of a breakup.
omar - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm
take a good look at yourself in a full length mirror and put some concealer on gross veins and try to make your old man dangles look less old manish.
tombrady617 - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm
omar speaks from experience
SPiDERPARTY - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm
TABASCO SAUCE YEEEOOW
brothershell - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm
yeah she wanted to have her friend shoot the whole thing.
I want to help make her dreams come true but don't want this to end up on the internets.
norstroms - 2/8/10, 5:21 pm
haase - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm
lighting will help you not look gross.


sell it on the internet.

don't let her put things in your pooper.


don't let the tape fall into the wrong hands.


don't forget the fluffer
Dalton - 2/8/10, 5:21 pm
I haven't but there's some 7-11 security camera tapes catching me in lewd acts with the Slurpee Machine.
omar - 2/8/10, 5:22 pm
keara, my skin tone hides the varicose veins quite well thank you very much = )

SPiDERPARTY knows whats up.
weinerfarm - 2/8/10, 5:22 pm
Get a pizza.
Make a hole.
Stick your wangdoodle through the pizza.
The rest should come naturally.
SPiDERPARTY - 2/8/10, 5:23 pm
hahaha next thing i know she takes tabasco sauce sticks it right up my ass
dan g - 2/8/10, 5:23 pm
stop snitching
omar - 2/8/10, 5:24 pm
hahaha.....IT WAS A DUDE NAVEED!
ecannon - 2/8/10, 5:24 pm
this thread made me hungry for pizza

weird
ecannon - 2/8/10, 5:25 pm
SPiDERPARTY - 2/8/10, 5:23 pm
hahaha next thing i know she takes tabasco sauce sticks it right up my ass

this was my favorite episode ever
timL - 2/8/10, 5:25 pm
hmmmmmm..... i'm wondering whether or not I should get into this.....

I have..... on purpose and without my knowing.....do it..... who fucking cares
bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:26 pm
sure i've made many.
capndannn - 2/8/10, 5:27 pm
take out the sexy sounds and replace them with a nu-emo soundtrack
planncomm - 2/8/10, 5:27 pm
People need to leaves their sex life out of BLT.
LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:28 pm
More importantly, what would your porn name be???
TEX - 2/8/10, 5:29 pm
brothershell - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm
but don't want this to end up on the internets.


Sounds like you definitely need to make the sex tape.

Don't worry, it will NEVER make it to the internet.
omar - 2/8/10, 5:31 pm
my porn name would be maharaja monsterchod.
LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:32 pm
I think it would be easier if you were really comfortable sexually with this person. Do you guys bone to the extreme with an anything goes kind of style?
omar - 2/8/10, 5:34 pm
bone to the extreme.
timL - 2/8/10, 5:34 pm
if i do the thing where you take the name of yer childhood pet and the street you grew up on my name would be.....

.........Bosco Plympton
LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:35 pm
My name would be (and this is no lie)
YVONNE WOODCOCK
LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:36 pm
Oh I always did it with middle name but PET IS BETTER.
LADY WOODCOCK
omar - 2/8/10, 5:37 pm
mine would be churia greenlight
weinerfarm - 2/8/10, 5:37 pm
Scruffy James
bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:41 pm
mine would be suzy sagamore. LAME.
LeeAwesome - 2/8/10, 5:42 pm
Romeo Jackson
TEX - 2/8/10, 5:42 pm
TEX TOY
LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:44 pm
Bonnie Bonerson
bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:44 pm
that's better.
George - 2/8/10, 5:45 pm
Mine would be Hell Toupée
omar - 2/8/10, 5:46 pm
george you're a fucking moron and i love everything about you.
timL - 2/8/10, 5:51 pm
bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:41 pm
mine would be suzy sagamore. LAME.

if you got into porn in yer golden years it would be perfect.........


.........sorry I feel like that was beneath me
Kyle - 2/8/10, 5:52 pm
Pumpkin Summit.

which could be edited to

Pumpin' Summit
timL - 2/8/10, 6:01 pm
i think if you did those "Taboo"-style incest themed scenarios....

Pump - Kin Summit would work just fine
luba - 2/8/10, 6:19 pm
Smokey Burbank!
timL - 2/8/10, 6:25 pm
luba - 2/8/10, 6:19 pm
Smokey Burbank!

30 years from now you and Bonnie could be stars with names like that
racheldiane - 2/8/10, 6:30 pm
achieve optimal lighting
TheLustyGhost - 2/8/10, 6:31 pm
Post it so we can tell you if it was a mistake or not.
the.rog - 2/8/10, 6:33 pm
GERRY HIGHLAND
TheLustyGhost - 2/8/10, 6:34 pm
haase - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm
sell it on the internet.
don't let the tape fall into the wrong hands.






AWESOME ADVICE
capndannn - 2/8/10, 6:35 pm
maybe start out with a sex flipbook first
LASWOON - 2/8/10, 6:35 pm
IDEA:
MAKE THIS A LIVE FEED VID CHAT ONLY FOR LEMMINGTRAIL AND LET US CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE.
timL - 2/8/10, 6:38 pm
capndannn - 2/8/10, 6:35 pm
maybe start out with a sex flipbook first


I go one step further..... sex GIFs....


..... did I even hafta say it
WAXTRAXRECORDS - 2/8/10, 6:38 pm
i like that idea
brothershell - 2/8/10, 8:13 pm
Ok we are going to film this tonight. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.
jennifernrivera - 2/8/10, 8:19 pm
Hahahahaha post it plz or it didn't happen
jeffpoot - 2/8/10, 8:24 pm
yeah ive liiiiiiike "made" them, ive mass duplicated/distributed them. never a starring role though.
not yet.
patrickm - 2/8/10, 10:37 pm
"bone to the extreme" got a lolz from me.
coweatman - 2/8/10, 11:42 pm
set it to banjo chase scene music
LASWOON - 2/9/10, 12:28 am
I think sexy photos are better than vids. FILL IN THE BLANKS. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:31 am
"sexier" and "makes me ejac way quicker" are two different things. lets not go crazy here. what the fuck is imagination?
tuck - 2/9/10, 12:36 am
peewee wilder.

not sure how I feel about that.
capndannn - 2/9/10, 12:37 am
hahaha
i'm buddy lexington
rrrrachel - 2/9/10, 12:40 am
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:31 am
"sexier" and "makes me ejac way quicker" are two different things. lets not go crazy here. what the fuck is imagination?

troo
ryanz - 2/9/10, 12:41 am
Caspian Summer
LASWOON - 2/9/10, 12:48 am
Ok I guess I was speaking of a couples point of view not a viewer point of view. Vid will most likely cause rapid ejac. Photos can be sexy. I dunno. I'm waiting for the train.
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:51 am
oh fuck my pornoz name would be SIMON GINGRAS. that names got the smallest dick. fuck it was born in the pool.
Packy - 2/9/10, 12:54 am
spike dent
diana - 2/9/10, 10:08 am
omg simon, you had him for 8 years
ecannon - 2/9/10, 10:10 am
brothershell - 2/8/10, 8:13 pm
Ok we are going to film this tonight. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

post youtube link or never happened
weinerfarm - 2/9/10, 10:12 am
coweatman - 2/8/10, 11:42 pm
set it to yakity sax


fixed
ryantheterrible - 2/9/10, 10:16 am
things i debated saying in this thread:

"7"
"I'm making one right now"
"Who hasn't made a sex tape, amirite?"
"I have not made a sex tape"
brothershell - 2/9/10, 10:35 am
So it all went great.
Having the friend there was weird at first but eventually forgot he was there.
We accomplished most of the moves necessary.
Now we need to edit it a little and add the CGI effects.
craigsilva - 2/9/10, 12:25 pm
and post it on the internet
haase - 2/9/10, 12:30 pm
add the CGI effects.


'lightsabers?
GoodCow - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm
haase - 2/9/10, 12:30 pm
add the CGI effects.


'lightsabers?

to add the laser tits.
omar - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm
CGI cumshots to exaggerate your manity?
haase - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm
Lactazering
omar - 2/9/10, 12:35 pm
i wish i led the kind of life where i could make a sex tape on a monday night.
camilla - 2/9/10, 12:54 pm
haha.

my porn name would be tutu woodfield.
mR. id - 2/9/10, 12:55 pm
I'm making mad mental notes from this thread.
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:55 pm
tutu woodfield hahah
omar - 2/9/10, 12:57 pm
that is gold.


also, if this dude is packed, you should get in the pool boy blog camilla.
jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 1:01 pm
this thread is perfect!

can we review this porn? we'll give you honest suggestions for the next sex tape
josephk - 2/9/10, 1:01 pm
TIM MY FIRST DOG WAS BOSCO!

i'd be bosco morse.
GoodCow - 2/9/10, 1:03 pm
my porn name would be Freckles Mohegan.

i dunno how i feel about it.
capndannn - 2/9/10, 1:04 pm
i'd be cool if adult novelty stores sold stuff called "sex tape" that was just like, regular scotch tape but for sexual uses
urbnsherpa - 2/9/10, 1:10 pm
miss kitty breckenridge

also: wow at smokey burbank
luba - 2/9/10, 1:41 pm
tutu woodfield!!!!!!
brothershell - 2/9/10, 2:22 pm
I will link to this when its done for your reviews. I think i'm hooked and want to make more.
omar - 2/9/10, 2:22 pm
do it u won't
camilla - 2/9/10, 2:25 pm
if you wanna go the sexy pic route, pm me, i can make your dreams come true.

also, jeffpoot, i'm still waiting. i'll even let you pose under the name tutu woodfield if you want.
fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/9/10, 2:28 pm
smokey sunnyside
benhenry - 2/9/10, 6:09 pm
Blueberry goodwin
TheLustyGhost - 2/9/10, 6:09 pm
CGI? Are you turning all the guns into walkie-talkies?
TheLustyGhost - 2/9/10, 6:10 pm
Oh yeah, my porn name is SLIDER KING
jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 10:06 pm
TOP

or were you bottom?
Rory - 2/9/10, 10:24 pm
official creepy petition for GIFs from Tim L's sex tape

1. Rory
jake - 2/10/10, 3:35 am
boomer kent-farm

i think i might have myself cornered into the with-animals sort of thing, though...
lauren - 2/10/10, 5:58 am
oh no, my porn name would be
beebol-boble-beep-beep-beep village
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