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Anyone here made a sex tape?1,054 views |
| brothershell - 2/8/10, 5:13 pm |
| Seems like a bad idea, but this lady friend of mine wants to make one. Any tips you might offer would be great. |
| capndannn - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm |
| stay hard |
| JesseCockforest - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm |
| well first you need to draw up a storyboard |
| haase - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm |
| lighting will help you not look gross. sell it on the internet. don't let her put things in your pooper. don't let the tape fall into the wrong hands. |
| ecannon - 2/8/10, 5:18 pm |
| you need a director |
| hellrell - 2/8/10, 5:18 pm |
| say you will only do it if she agrees now that you get to keep it in the event of a breakup. |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm |
| take a good look at yourself in a full length mirror and put some concealer on gross veins and try to make your old man dangles look less old manish. |
| tombrady617 - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm |
| omar speaks from experience |
| SPiDERPARTY - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm |
| TABASCO SAUCE YEEEOOW |
| brothershell - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm |
| yeah she wanted to have her friend shoot the whole thing. I want to help make her dreams come true but don't want this to end up on the internets. |
| norstroms - 2/8/10, 5:21 pm |
| haase - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm lighting will help you not look gross. sell it on the internet. don't let her put things in your pooper. don't let the tape fall into the wrong hands. don't forget the fluffer |
| Dalton - 2/8/10, 5:21 pm |
| I haven't but there's some 7-11 security camera tapes catching me in lewd acts with the Slurpee Machine. |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:22 pm |
| keara, my skin tone hides the varicose veins quite well thank you very much = ) SPiDERPARTY knows whats up. |
| weinerfarm - 2/8/10, 5:22 pm |
| Get a pizza. Make a hole. Stick your wangdoodle through the pizza. The rest should come naturally. |
| SPiDERPARTY - 2/8/10, 5:23 pm |
| hahaha next thing i know she takes tabasco sauce sticks it right up my ass |
| dan g - 2/8/10, 5:23 pm |
| stop snitching |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:24 pm |
| hahaha.....IT WAS A DUDE NAVEED! |
| ecannon - 2/8/10, 5:24 pm |
| this thread made me hungry for pizza weird |
| ecannon - 2/8/10, 5:25 pm |
| SPiDERPARTY - 2/8/10, 5:23 pm hahaha next thing i know she takes tabasco sauce sticks it right up my ass this was my favorite episode ever |
| timL - 2/8/10, 5:25 pm |
| hmmmmmm..... i'm wondering whether or not I should get into this..... I have..... on purpose and without my knowing.....do it..... who fucking cares |
| bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:26 pm |
| sure i've made many. |
| capndannn - 2/8/10, 5:27 pm |
| take out the sexy sounds and replace them with a nu-emo soundtrack |
| planncomm - 2/8/10, 5:27 pm |
| People need to leaves their sex life out of BLT. |
| LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:28 pm |
| More importantly, what would your porn name be??? |
| TEX - 2/8/10, 5:29 pm |
| brothershell - 2/8/10, 5:20 pm but don't want this to end up on the internets. Sounds like you definitely need to make the sex tape. Don't worry, it will NEVER make it to the internet. |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:31 pm |
| my porn name would be maharaja monsterchod. |
| LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:32 pm |
| I think it would be easier if you were really comfortable sexually with this person. Do you guys bone to the extreme with an anything goes kind of style? |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:34 pm |
| bone to the extreme. |
| timL - 2/8/10, 5:34 pm |
| if i do the thing where you take the name of yer childhood pet and the street you grew up on my name
would be..... .........Bosco Plympton |
| LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:35 pm |
| My name would be (and this is no lie) YVONNE WOODCOCK |
| LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:36 pm |
| Oh I always did it with middle name but PET IS BETTER. LADY WOODCOCK |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:37 pm |
| mine would be churia greenlight |
| weinerfarm - 2/8/10, 5:37 pm |
| Scruffy James |
| bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:41 pm |
| mine would be suzy sagamore. LAME. |
| LeeAwesome - 2/8/10, 5:42 pm |
| Romeo Jackson |
| TEX - 2/8/10, 5:42 pm |
| TEX TOY |
| LASWOON - 2/8/10, 5:44 pm |
| Bonnie Bonerson |
| bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:44 pm |
| that's better. |
| George - 2/8/10, 5:45 pm |
| Mine would be Hell Toupée |
| omar - 2/8/10, 5:46 pm |
| george you're a fucking moron and i love everything about you. |
| timL - 2/8/10, 5:51 pm |
| bonnie - 2/8/10, 5:41 pm mine would be suzy sagamore. LAME. if you got into porn in yer golden years it would be perfect......... .........sorry I feel like that was beneath me |
| Kyle - 2/8/10, 5:52 pm |
| Pumpkin Summit. which could be edited to Pumpin' Summit |
| timL - 2/8/10, 6:01 pm |
| i think if you did those "Taboo"-style incest themed scenarios.... Pump - Kin Summit would work just fine |
| luba - 2/8/10, 6:19 pm |
| Smokey Burbank! |
| timL - 2/8/10, 6:25 pm |
| luba - 2/8/10, 6:19 pm Smokey Burbank! 30 years from now you and Bonnie could be stars with names like that |
| racheldiane - 2/8/10, 6:30 pm |
| achieve optimal lighting |
| TheLustyGhost - 2/8/10, 6:31 pm |
| Post it so we can tell you if it was a mistake or not. |
| the.rog - 2/8/10, 6:33 pm |
| GERRY HIGHLAND |
| TheLustyGhost - 2/8/10, 6:34 pm |
| haase - 2/8/10, 5:16 pm sell it on the internet. don't let the tape fall into the wrong hands. AWESOME ADVICE |
| capndannn - 2/8/10, 6:35 pm |
| maybe start out with a sex flipbook first |
| LASWOON - 2/8/10, 6:35 pm |
| IDEA: MAKE THIS A LIVE FEED VID CHAT ONLY FOR LEMMINGTRAIL AND LET US CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE. |
| timL - 2/8/10, 6:38 pm |
| capndannn - 2/8/10, 6:35 pm maybe start out with a sex flipbook first I go one step further..... sex GIFs.... ..... did I even hafta say it |
| WAXTRAXRECORDS - 2/8/10, 6:38 pm |
| i like that idea |
| brothershell - 2/8/10, 8:13 pm |
| Ok we are going to film this tonight. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. |
| jennifernrivera - 2/8/10, 8:19 pm |
| Hahahahaha post it plz or it didn't happen |
| jeffpoot - 2/8/10, 8:24 pm |
| yeah ive liiiiiiike "made" them, ive mass duplicated/distributed them. never a starring
role though. not yet. |
| patrickm - 2/8/10, 10:37 pm |
| "bone to the extreme" got a lolz from me. |
| coweatman - 2/8/10, 11:42 pm |
| set it to banjo chase scene music |
| LASWOON - 2/9/10, 12:28 am |
| I think sexy photos are better than vids. FILL IN THE BLANKS. USE YOUR IMAGINATION. |
| jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:31 am |
| "sexier" and "makes me ejac way quicker" are two different things. lets not go crazy here. what the fuck is imagination? |
| tuck - 2/9/10, 12:36 am |
| peewee wilder. not sure how I feel about that. |
| capndannn - 2/9/10, 12:37 am |
| hahaha i'm buddy lexington |
| rrrrachel - 2/9/10, 12:40 am |
| jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:31 am "sexier" and "makes me ejac way quicker" are two different things. lets not go crazy here. what the fuck is imagination? troo |
| ryanz - 2/9/10, 12:41 am |
| Caspian Summer |
| LASWOON - 2/9/10, 12:48 am |
| Ok I guess I was speaking of a couples point of view not a viewer point of view. Vid will most likely cause rapid ejac. Photos can be sexy. I dunno. I'm waiting for the train. |
| jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:51 am |
| oh fuck my pornoz name would be SIMON GINGRAS. that names got the smallest dick. fuck it was born in the pool. |
| Packy - 2/9/10, 12:54 am |
| spike dent |
| diana - 2/9/10, 10:08 am |
| omg simon, you had him for 8 years |
| ecannon - 2/9/10, 10:10 am |
| brothershell - 2/8/10, 8:13 pm Ok we are going to film this tonight. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. post youtube link or never happened |
| weinerfarm - 2/9/10, 10:12 am |
| coweatman - 2/8/10, 11:42 pm set it to yakity sax fixed |
| ryantheterrible - 2/9/10, 10:16 am |
| things i debated saying in this thread: "7" "I'm making one right now" "Who hasn't made a sex tape, amirite?" "I have not made a sex tape" |
| brothershell - 2/9/10, 10:35 am |
| So it all went great. Having the friend there was weird at first but eventually forgot he was there. We accomplished most of the moves necessary. Now we need to edit it a little and add the CGI effects. |
| craigsilva - 2/9/10, 12:25 pm |
| and post it on the internet |
| haase - 2/9/10, 12:30 pm |
| add the CGI effects. 'lightsabers? |
| GoodCow - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm |
| haase - 2/9/10, 12:30 pm add the CGI effects. 'lightsabers? to add the laser tits. |
| omar - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm |
| CGI cumshots to exaggerate your manity? |
| haase - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm |
| Lactazering |
| omar - 2/9/10, 12:35 pm |
| i wish i led the kind of life where i could make a sex tape on a monday night. |
| camilla - 2/9/10, 12:54 pm |
| haha. my porn name would be tutu woodfield. |
| mR. id - 2/9/10, 12:55 pm |
| I'm making mad mental notes from this thread. |
| jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:55 pm |
| tutu woodfield hahah |
| omar - 2/9/10, 12:57 pm |
| that is gold. also, if this dude is packed, you should get in the pool boy blog camilla. |
| jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 1:01 pm |
| this thread is perfect! can we review this porn? we'll give you honest suggestions for the next sex tape |
| josephk - 2/9/10, 1:01 pm |
| TIM MY FIRST DOG WAS BOSCO! i'd be bosco morse. |
| GoodCow - 2/9/10, 1:03 pm |
| my porn name would be Freckles Mohegan. i dunno how i feel about it. |
| capndannn - 2/9/10, 1:04 pm |
| i'd be cool if adult novelty stores sold stuff called "sex tape" that was just like, regular scotch tape but for sexual uses |
| urbnsherpa - 2/9/10, 1:10 pm |
| miss kitty breckenridge also: wow at smokey burbank |
| luba - 2/9/10, 1:41 pm |
| tutu woodfield!!!!!! |
| brothershell - 2/9/10, 2:22 pm |
| I will link to this when its done for your reviews. I think i'm hooked and want to make more. |
| omar - 2/9/10, 2:22 pm |
| do it u won't |
| camilla - 2/9/10, 2:25 pm |
| if you wanna go the sexy pic route, pm me, i can make your dreams come true. also, jeffpoot, i'm still waiting. i'll even let you pose under the name tutu woodfield if you want. |
| fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/9/10, 2:28 pm |
| smokey sunnyside |
| benhenry - 2/9/10, 6:09 pm |
| Blueberry goodwin |
| TheLustyGhost - 2/9/10, 6:09 pm |
| CGI? Are you turning all the guns into walkie-talkies? |
| TheLustyGhost - 2/9/10, 6:10 pm |
| Oh yeah, my porn name is SLIDER KING |
| jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 10:06 pm |
| TOP or were you bottom? |
| Rory - 2/9/10, 10:24 pm |
| official creepy petition for GIFs from Tim L's sex tape 1. Rory |
| jake - 2/10/10, 3:35 am |
| boomer kent-farm i think i might have myself cornered into the with-animals sort of thing, though... |
| lauren - 2/10/10, 5:58 am |
| oh no, my porn name would be beebol-boble-beep-beep-beep village |
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