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ITT I will assign you a valentine version 2.0

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elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:22 am
n/t
outrageous - 1/18/10, 1:26 am
can you assign me adrien brody? thnx
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:27 am
i could but wouldnt you rather some sort of realistic set up?
crowjane - 1/18/10, 1:28 am
yeah sure
psychicumbrella - 1/18/10, 1:29 am
yay
lucaslewis - 1/18/10, 1:29 am
just tell me if melshocker is available
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:30 am
i reckon he is married but he might swing, i'll let you know.
TheLustyGhost - 1/18/10, 1:30 am
DIBS ON BIGJIZZY
outrageous - 1/18/10, 1:30 am
oh fine.
psychicumbrella - 1/18/10, 1:30 am
i should say i want a platonic valentine I already have a romantic one
jonahhex - 1/18/10, 1:32 am
uhm...
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:32 am
also tell me your preference of m/f/etc.
lucaslewis - 1/18/10, 1:32 am
oops wrong thread sorry
psychicumbrella - 1/18/10, 1:33 am
either
crowjane - 1/18/10, 1:33 am
F
Edzuky - 1/18/10, 1:33 am
sure
outrageous - 1/18/10, 1:34 am
gimme a dude
jonahhex - 1/18/10, 1:36 am
f
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:48 am
also this might take a few days so i can approp match yous.
pplpeeler - 1/18/10, 1:51 am
be mine?
melshocker - 1/18/10, 1:51 am
Swing?
Man there is not a verb on this Earth I do not do.
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:52 am
THAT IS SO IMPRESSIVE.
melshocker - 1/18/10, 1:53 am
seriously I do all the verbs
pplpeeler - 1/18/10, 1:56 am
which one of you though..
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 2:03 am
seat's taken.
pplpeeler - 1/18/10, 2:06 am
assigned seatig is dumb
elizabeth - 1/18/10, 2:08 am
whoa feisty
Huts - 1/18/10, 2:09 am
I had kayla last year and the Blink 182 valentine I sent never arrived. WTF BOO.

Female please.
pplpeeler - 1/18/10, 2:10 am
feliz navidad
pplpeeler - 1/18/10, 2:12 am
i'm sorry, give me a cute girl i'm drunk when will she get here
may1ee - 1/18/10, 2:13 am
I want a platonic valentine please.
patrickm - 1/18/10, 2:22 am
ok!
Sleepwalk - 1/18/10, 3:07 am
ok
luba - 1/18/10, 11:50 am
sure why not
tombrady617 - 1/18/10, 11:52 am
crossing my fingers for wh
LASWOON - 1/18/10, 12:00 pm
set
exxsarahx - 1/18/10, 12:03 pm
sure
unnngghhh - 1/18/10, 12:07 pm
YES this is jawesome!
megs - 1/18/10, 12:07 pm
oh chris
foresme - 1/18/10, 12:08 pm
w/ psychicumbrella on the platonics


male
i will make such a good valentine card
wh - 1/18/10, 12:14 pm
babez
adam - 1/18/10, 12:26 pm
I'd ask, but we all know who I'll be assigned.
jonleonard - 1/18/10, 12:30 pm
Uh, guys she is ASSIGNING VTs you cannot REQUEST someone specific.
lucaslewis - 1/18/10, 12:34 pm
the beauty is that you can do whatever you want
evanparker - 1/18/10, 12:38 pm
DO IT i want one. anything.
littleBIGmuff - 1/18/10, 12:39 pm
valentine's day makes me want to shoot myself lol
Bridget - 1/18/10, 12:40 pm
I guess I'll do this.
villon - 1/18/10, 12:40 pm
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villon - 1/18/10, 12:43 pm
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bonnie - 1/18/10, 12:43 pm
littleBIGmuff - 1/18/10, 12:39 pm
valentine's day makes me want to shoot myself lol


I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE BUT NEVERMIND I GUESS.
jonahhex - 1/18/10, 12:44 pm
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dongle - 1/18/10, 12:44 pm
DO ME U WON'T
milkglass - 1/18/10, 12:46 pm
count me in!
tombrady617 - 1/18/10, 12:49 pm
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elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:59 pm
adam_bsull HJs.
chrissie - 1/18/10, 2:29 pm
yes please, either.
yelle - 1/18/10, 2:49 pm
villon, I had that TMNT one as a kid!
also, me.
TheLustyGhost - 1/18/10, 2:52 pm
That TMNT one is incredible.
brokenfuses - 1/18/10, 2:58 pm
haha i wish that lost one was real
Edzuky - 1/18/10, 3:00 pm
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LASWOON - 1/18/10, 3:09 pm
HOLY SHIT I WANT THOSE
RichHorror - 1/18/10, 3:10 pm
Seconded.
tombrady617 - 1/18/10, 3:12 pm
I ordered those when they came out. It's some graphic artist selling them on his website but I forget the name. They were like $25 for a pack
jeffpoot - 1/18/10, 3:14 pm
who did i get
topeka - 1/18/10, 3:25 pm
I'll play
level60JIZZARD - 1/18/10, 3:29 pm
mine is un: Aubrey's dog Maybelline
TheLustyGhost - 1/18/10, 3:30 pm
Why can't she be true?
annad - 1/18/10, 3:36 pm
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mikee - 1/18/10, 3:42 pm
Hi.
jeffpoot - 1/18/10, 3:43 pm
BEER ME A VALENTINE
policecops - 1/18/10, 4:27 pm
i want a valentine! boys please!
sugarbee - 1/18/10, 4:50 pm
LASWOON - 1/18/10, 3:09 pm
HOLY SHIT I WANT THOSE


SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO I GET SVU VALENTINES DAY CARDS?!!??!?!!?


also, eliz-harmony.com
sugarbee - 1/18/10, 4:51 pm
LASWOON - 1/18/10, 3:09 pm
HOLY SHIT I WANT THOSE


SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO I GET SVU VALENTINES DAY CARDS?!!??!?!!?


also, eliz-harmony.com
steve_ca - 1/18/10, 4:51 pm
Gimme Gimme Gimme please
sugarbee - 1/18/10, 4:52 pm
FOUND THEM! BRANDON BIRD
mR. id - 1/18/10, 4:52 pm
Hahahhahaah, the images in this thread are amazing.
bsullivan - 1/18/10, 4:53 pm
outrageous - 1/18/10, 1:26 am
can you assign me adrien brody? thnx


GROSS.

elizabeth - 1/18/10, 1:59 pm
adam_bsull HJs.


NOT GROSS.
Edzuky - 1/18/10, 4:55 pm
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Spiller - 1/18/10, 5:07 pm
I <3 SVU.
sugarbee - 1/18/10, 5:09 pm
I really love the captain cragan one and the DA "especially gorgeous" one.
elizabeth - 1/19/10, 8:49 am
top
briv - 1/19/10, 9:14 am
I'll mail a valentine.
ladiez, plz.
briv - 1/19/10, 9:14 am
or ecan
steve_ca - 2/1/10, 2:58 pm
Thread delivers.
thedeathofsid - 2/1/10, 2:59 pm
hahaha i want
fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/1/10, 3:04 pm
im totally making valentines this year
be warned
silentbamboo - 2/1/10, 4:10 pm
yes plz
outrageous - 2/1/10, 4:18 pm
when are these gonna be assigned.
JesseCockforest - 2/1/10, 5:30 pm
this is going to be THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER
emily - 2/1/10, 6:15 pm
jeffpoot - 1/18/10, 3:14 pm
who did i get


is that even a question!
jeffpoot - 2/1/10, 6:25 pm
HAPPY VALENTIMES DAY EMILY
capndannn - 2/1/10, 6:28 pm
(saved by the bell ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
luba - 2/1/10, 6:28 pm
JesseCockforest - 2/1/10, 5:30 pm
this is going to be THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER
olive - 2/1/10, 7:36 pm
yes, please - and make it a good one.
olive - 2/1/10, 7:36 pm
yes, please - and make it a good one.
jeffpoot - 2/1/10, 7:42 pm
ALL GIRLS GET JORDAN

(username JordyLaForge)
brokenfuses - 2/1/10, 7:43 pm
do itttt
tintern - 2/1/10, 7:47 pm
I want a bloody one!
rrrrachel - 2/1/10, 7:55 pm
I WANT ONE
jonleonard - 2/1/10, 8:20 pm
I'll take two.
lopan - 2/1/10, 8:34 pm
i am unvalentineable
chrissie - 2/1/10, 8:36 pm
I think I am hanging with un: aimy on valentine's.
bonnie - 2/1/10, 8:36 pm
i am skipping this shit this year.
fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/1/10, 8:53 pm
fuck that bonnie im sending you two now
milkglass - 2/1/10, 9:01 pm
forget valentines, i'm going to go find myself a palentine.
melshocker - 2/1/10, 9:03 pm
milkglass - 2/1/10, 9:01 pm
forget valentines, i'm going to go find myself a palestine.
milkglass - 2/1/10, 9:04 pm
i'm not sure i have the budget for finding palestine.
emily - 2/1/10, 9:04 pm
jeffpoot - 2/1/10, 7:42 pm
ALL GIRLS GET JORDAN

(username JordyLaForge)



I want Deathofsid and Jordy to be Valentines.
silentbamboo - 2/1/10, 9:43 pm
chinese new year is on valentines this year so nobody should be bummed, everyone should just go to chinatown and just eat hella goodies

HAPPY! DIM SUM! YAAAAY!
jakemobley - 2/1/10, 9:53 pm
can I get 2 ?
steve_ca - 2/1/10, 10:27 pm
hahahahah
elizabeth - 2/1/10, 10:29 pm
top
Nickels - 2/1/10, 10:31 pm
lemme get one. a female.
level60JIZZARD - 2/1/10, 10:31 pm
YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT VALENTINES DAY IS LIKE BECAUSE THIS LADY DIED AND SHE HAD HER HEART CUT OUT AND SENT TO A BOX IN A BOX RIGHT YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT HOW FUCKING BRUTAL IS THAT RIGHT LIKE SO FUCKING GROSS AND PSYCHO YET SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND REAL, MAN. ITS REAL. FUCK THIS THREAD xo
level60JIZZARD - 2/1/10, 10:32 pm
that first box should be dude
man i have got to stop taking codeine
pplpeeler - 2/1/10, 10:32 pm
isn't it because of this dude in jail named valentine?
ryanz - 2/1/10, 10:33 pm
i can haz
noc0uplesplz - 2/1/10, 10:34 pm
any man haters wanna get together and smash a bottle of whiskey holler
level60JIZZARD - 2/1/10, 10:34 pm
"The holiday is named after two Early Christian martyrs named Valentine. "
GoodCow - 2/1/10, 10:35 pm
remember buying/selling carnations at school on v-day? was that just my school? a bunch of schools did this right?
chrissie - 2/1/10, 10:35 pm
plz send codeine. i have cramps, life is miserable.
luba - 2/1/10, 10:36 pm
HOLLER
level60JIZZARD - 2/1/10, 10:36 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day

also one time, see this was the year i was a cheerleader in the field hockey offseason
so we had to sell lolipops to make money
and this boys name was sushit
and my friend wrote him a valentine that said 'happy valentines day shitty' and sent it to him
he looked like he as going to cry for my other friend blew him in the bathroom later in the day
level60JIZZARD - 2/1/10, 10:37 pm
that should be so not for
chrissie - 2/1/10, 10:37 pm
my mom bought me pink carnations from school, so I always had them on my desk. <3
noc0uplesplz - 2/1/10, 10:37 pm
Luba its on.
although... i do kinda want free dinner.
level60JIZZARD - 2/1/10, 10:44 pm
also if ryanz wont be my valentine there is no god
ryanz - 2/1/10, 10:52 pm
don't lose the faith, val
noc0uplesplz - 2/1/10, 10:53 pm
yo, buy me dinner.
dan g - 2/1/10, 11:17 pm
last week of Dole - I'll dine and wine you all the way to the bank rizzy!
luba - 2/2/10, 12:38 am
noc0uplesplz - 2/1/10, 10:37 pm
Luba its on.
although... i do kinda want free dinner.

I will take you out on a hater date. we'll sneer and talk about how much men suck and estimate how tiny the penis of every man who walks by is. Especially the waiter. We can be waiter haters.
lopan - 2/2/10, 10:53 am
jonleonard - 2/1/10, 8:20 pm
I'll take two.
chrissie - 2/1/10, 8:36 pm
I think I am hanging with un: aimy on valentine's.
fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/2/10, 11:14 am
i loled at waiter hater
outrageous - 2/2/10, 11:21 am
GoodCow - 2/1/10, 10:35 pm
remember buying/selling carnations at school on v-day? was that just my school? a bunch of schools did this right?

We had something similar. It was the fucking WORST cause they'd bring them into class and pass them out and everyone would be on the edge of their seat WAITING to see if someone sent them one. There were a lot of lonely valentines days during my junior high/high school years.
Bridget - 2/2/10, 11:29 am
outrageous - 2/2/10, 11:21 am
GoodCow - 2/1/10, 10:35 pm
remember buying/selling carnations at school on v-day? was that just my school? a bunch of schools did this right?

We had something similar. It was the fucking WORST cause they'd bring them into class and pass them out and everyone would be on the edge of their seat WAITING to see if someone sent them one. There were a lot of lonely valentines days during my junior high/high school years.

I remember this. Worst idea ever. It just breeds insecurity.
luba - 2/2/10, 11:49 am
oh ghod, carnations in high school was like the nadir of my lonely life.
wait, no, this thread is the nadir of my lonely life.
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:27 am
outrageous and bsullivan
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:28 am
crowjane and nickels
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:30 am
lucaslewis and megs.
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:31 am
psychicumbrella and may1ee
level60JIZZARD - 2/4/10, 11:34 am
I MEAN YOU GUYS LIKE KNOW THIS IS A CORPORATE HOLIDAY RIGHT YOU KNOW THAT
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:34 am
jonahhex and bridget
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:37 am
edzuky and policecops.
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:38 am
pplpeeler and chrissie
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:39 am
patrickm and luba
lopan - 2/4/10, 11:40 am
level60JIZZARD - 2/4/10, 11:34 am
I MEAN YOU GUYS LIKE KNOW THIS IS A CORPORATE HOLIDAY RIGHT YOU KNOW THAT



b b b but i've purchased your candieas and flowers and othner red valentine themed "things"
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:40 am
huts and yelle
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:41 am
ok i need to shower and visit my parents and get my dog a no pull harness i will do more later.
outrageous - 2/4/10, 11:41 am
ugh.
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:44 am
ugh!?
level60JIZZARD - 2/4/10, 11:53 am
SAVE YOUR SWEETS FOR A SUCKER LOPAN THIS WOMAN IS BOYCOTTING LOVE
unless there is a marshmallow heart
then fine whatever
villon - 2/4/10, 12:04 pm
i still wasn't paired off
<3 = broken
lopan - 2/4/10, 12:09 pm
me too villon

my offers of candies and various accoutrements were even openly rejected
level60JIZZARD - 2/4/10, 12:10 pm
oh i'll eat the hell out of some chocolate i'm just not jerking anybody off in honor of hallmark
may1ee - 2/4/10, 12:12 pm
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:31 am
psychicumbrella and may1ee


awww yeah, it's on. I have no idea who this person is. how delightful!

<href ="http://www.lemmingtrail.com/mb/233820/">let me take a moment to promote my other thread for those who desire valentines</a>
eatingout - 2/4/10, 12:15 pm
I will do this.
lopan - 2/4/10, 12:15 pm
let me take a moment to help you with your herf
TEX - 2/4/10, 12:17 pm
I'm Sir Loves-A-Lot, the bear who loves to love!
may1ee - 2/4/10, 12:18 pm
d'oh thanks lopan
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 6:15 pm
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:41 am
ok i need to shower and visit my parents and get my dog a no pull harness i will do more later.




MORE LATER
lucaslewis - 2/4/10, 6:21 pm
oh cool i got one
hi megs
Edzuky - 2/4/10, 6:23 pm
hellz yea
JesseCockforest - 2/4/10, 6:31 pm
oh I forgot to specify female, although it's not a deal breaker
jonahhex - 2/4/10, 7:11 pm
hmm
letsgetawesome - 2/4/10, 7:14 pm
I could use some help
ernesto - 2/4/10, 7:27 pm
me next
olive - 2/4/10, 8:01 pm
hurry up liz. i am lonely and an internet valentine is the only cure.
thedeathofsid - 2/4/10, 8:04 pm
emily - 2/1/10, 9:04 pm
jeffpoot - 2/1/10, 7:42 pm
ALL GIRLS GET JORDAN

(username JordyLaForge)


I want Deathofsid and Jordy to be Valentines.


Sure.
unnngghhh - 2/4/10, 8:07 pm
i has no valentime
mattm - 2/4/10, 11:58 pm
do it. last year's was good, kelly's card was way better than mine.

i need two this year though. i'll be in ny during the day and back in boston at night.
bonnie - 2/5/10, 12:21 am
F A VAL
benhenry - 2/5/10, 12:23 am
oh my god i forgot this was even a thing
level60JIZZARD - 2/5/10, 9:54 am
spentplanet - 12/9/08, 5:35 pm
Sounds like you really need to grow a pair and talk to her in person instead of posting on the internet.
villon - 2/5/10, 9:58 am
wait, this is actually a thing?
bonnie - 2/5/10, 9:59 am
send all candy to booksmith thnx
kylexo - 2/5/10, 10:00 am
oh man, something hilarious happened up there!
RichHorror - 2/5/10, 10:00 am
RichHorror and eric
level60JIZZARD - 2/5/10, 10:01 am
WTF
RichHorror - 2/5/10, 10:02 am
Back off fuckface
level60JIZZARD - 2/5/10, 10:05 am
YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THIS IS A HOLIDAY BUILT ON NOTHING RIGT
NO
THING
RichHorror - 2/5/10, 10:09 am
Get lost dickbreath
elizabeth - 2/5/10, 4:14 pm
gonna walk baby then more.
melshocker - 2/5/10, 4:20 pm
level60JIZZARD - 2/4/10, 12:10 pm
oh i'll eat the hell out of some chocolate i'm just not jerking anybody off in honor of hallmark


What about those Sylvia cards? They're pretty funny.
chrissie - 2/5/10, 4:26 pm
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:38 am
pplpeeler and chrissie


pm me your addy & i'll send u a valentine.
chrissie - 2/5/10, 4:26 pm
lopan - 2/2/10, 10:53 am
jonleonard - 2/1/10, 8:20 pm
I'll take two.
chrissie - 2/1/10, 8:36 pm
I think I am hanging with un: aimy on valentine's.


lol
bsullivan - 2/5/10, 4:26 pm
LOL @ outrageous
chrissie - 2/5/10, 4:28 pm
also I just got a valentine's package from my mom. socks with hearts + so much candy.
bonnie - 2/5/10, 4:29 pm
I will take a valentine but I might send you a laminated dick.
ernesto - 2/5/10, 5:07 pm
where the fuck is my assigned valentine elizabeth!??!?!?!
mattm - 2/5/10, 5:28 pm
ernesto - 2/5/10, 5:07 pm
where the fuck is my assigned valentine elizabeth!??!?!?!
ernesto - 2/5/10, 5:32 pm
oh oh oh... my preference is female.
mattm - 2/5/10, 5:35 pm
oh, me too
mattm - 2/5/10, 5:35 pm
unless it's ernesto.
ernesto - 2/5/10, 5:36 pm
*blush* thanks bro. i'll be sweet to joooo.
obleo - 2/5/10, 5:37 pm
i am now accepting applications for this this year
bonnie - 2/5/10, 5:49 pm
Fuuuuuuck this
mattm - 2/5/10, 5:52 pm
it says i choo choo choose you
asemisldkfj - 2/5/10, 5:53 pm
whoever is my valentine gets that carl sagan card

no question
jonleonard - 2/5/10, 6:26 pm
chrissie - 2/5/10, 4:26 pm
lopan - 2/2/10, 10:53 am
jonleonard - 2/1/10, 8:20 pm
I'll take two.
chrissie - 2/1/10, 8:36 pm
I think I am hanging with un: aimy on valentine's.

lol


Let's party.
level60JIZZARD - 2/5/10, 8:13 pm
mattm quoted millhouse mattm is up one point
asemisldkfj - 2/5/10, 8:15 pm
oh please I've watched like three simpsons episodes ever and I know that quote
level60JIZZARD - 2/5/10, 8:17 pm
you can't be up more points because you already have all the points. this is like the time i was at cultband's and he has an old poster hanging up and i go hey did jeffpoot make that and he goes, 'give it up jeffpoot has everything' you're also like that. and scootscoot.
asemisldkfj - 2/5/10, 8:20 pm
I can live with this.
milkglass - 2/5/10, 8:40 pm
when did points enter into this?
yelle - 2/5/10, 8:52 pm
elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:40 am
huts and yelle


send addy for doilies
Edzuky - 2/5/10, 8:54 pm
mattm - 2/5/10, 5:52 pm
it says i choo choo choose you
level60JIZZARD - 2/5/10, 8:13 pm
mattm quoted millhouse mattm is up one point


you lose a point there jizzard
asemisldkfj - 2/5/10, 8:55 pm
don't get mad just because you guys don't have any points
Edzuky - 2/5/10, 8:58 pm
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JesseCockforest - 2/5/10, 11:05 pm
my favorite millhouse quote ever
milkglass - 2/6/10, 2:04 am
guys, not milhouse.
ralph wiggum.
mattm - 2/6/10, 2:22 am
milkglass - 2/6/10, 2:04 am
guys, not milhouse.
ralph wiggum.
beenwiser - 2/6/10, 2:08 pm
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villon - 2/6/10, 2:10 pm
you are my valentine
villon - 2/6/10, 2:10 pm
(my bloody valentine)
annaparker - 2/6/10, 2:21 pm
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annaparker - 2/6/10, 2:22 pm
my fishie valentine
level60JIZZARD - 2/6/10, 5:45 pm
WAIT WAS IT MILLHOUSE OR WASN'T IT
see this is why i shouldn't have a valentine
steve_ca - 2/6/10, 5:47 pm
I'm not even a huge Simpsons fan and I know that it wasn't.
level60JIZZARD - 2/6/10, 5:47 pm
sigh
ernesto - 2/6/10, 6:41 pm
it wasn't millhouse, it was the little fat kid.
annaparker - 2/6/10, 6:58 pm
UGH YOU GUYS
annaparker - 2/6/10, 6:59 pm
soo... you like.. stuff?
outrageous - 2/6/10, 8:25 pm
what exactly are we suppose to do for our valentines?
asemisldkfj - 2/6/10, 8:49 pm
you're no suppose to save them
elizabeth - 2/7/10, 8:41 am
guise i promise to assign all of you before tuesday.

.xo.liz.
Fowler - 2/7/10, 4:31 pm
this guy
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:11 am
ok ok
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:17 am
sleepwalk and bonnie.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:18 am
tombrady617 and asemi.

OH SHIT.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:22 am
exxsarahx and wh
bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:23 am
what does this entail?
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:23 am
olive and letsgetawesome.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:24 am
i dunno anywhere from making someone a valentine....to "hanging out?"
bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:25 am
hahahahaa
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:28 am
oh shit i think i assigned crowjane and nickels wrong.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:28 am
damnit i need more ladies for all these single hot men.
bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:29 am
i can have more than one.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:30 am
ok cool. but what if the dudes get jealous.

I should have done this via PM and made for grade school fist fights.
milkglass - 2/8/10, 9:31 am
i'm still unassigned, liz, if that helps.
bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:31 am
they can have a pissing contest or something.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:32 am
encourage BLT slutmap 2k10
eatingout - 2/8/10, 9:32 am
stop being so hetero-normative and mash people up
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:34 am
IM WORKING ON IT GUYS.
capndannn - 2/8/10, 9:34 am
that map must be so fucking complicated by now
bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:34 am
i will take ladyvals.
outrageous - 2/8/10, 9:39 am
I think i have bsulls address from when he made me proof read his resume. how charming.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:39 am
he was hitting on you by sending you that.
outrageous - 2/8/10, 9:42 am
"just LOOK at my credentials!"
drumPILE - 2/8/10, 9:44 am
RALPH WIGGUM
bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:47 am
if you want vals from me, gimme yer addresses
pplpeeler - 2/8/10, 11:33 am
oh hey i got one!
tombrady617 - 2/8/10, 11:34 am
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:18 am
tombrady617 and asemi.

OH SHIT.


it's a dream come true!!
lucaslewis - 2/8/10, 11:35 am
megs didn't say hi back
weak
bonnie - 2/8/10, 11:36 am
lucas gimme yer address
milkglass - 2/8/10, 11:38 am
bonnie i was going to give you my address, but i thought it was weird because i don't know you.
i want to make a valentine for someone, but i have nobody to do that for.
asemisldkfj - 2/8/10, 11:38 am
I fully expect a tweet me heart now, keara.
TEX - 2/8/10, 11:42 am
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AmmoniaBooking - 2/8/10, 11:46 am
WHO FOR ME
olive - 2/8/10, 11:49 am
outrageous - 2/8/10, 9:42 am
"just LOOK at my credentials!"


LOL
bonnie - 2/8/10, 12:06 pm
milkglass - 2/8/10, 11:38 am
bonnie i was going to give you my address, but i thought it was weird because i don't know you.
i want to make a valentine for someone, but i have nobody to do that for.


i don't think it's weird at all. we don't know each other YET but i predict it will happen soon enough.
milkglass - 2/8/10, 12:10 pm
aiight then. done.
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 8:27 pm
or olive and unnngghhh
jonahhex - 2/8/10, 8:47 pm
i hope the valentine i bought off ebay gets to my house tomorrow.
aimy - 2/8/10, 11:07 pm
I want someone, but not un: iratejones please.
chrissie - 2/8/10, 11:08 pm
pplpeeler - 2/8/10, 11:33 am
oh hey i got one!

i'll seriously send you a valentine if you follow thru.
foresme - 2/8/10, 11:29 pm
ugh want one already
benhenry - 2/8/10, 11:43 pm
i'm calling dibs on the cap'n dan
this is my first single valentines in like six fucking years and i'd like to spend it with a buddy getting drunk, i think
benhenry - 2/8/10, 11:46 pm
and don't half the people in here have an S.O. anyway?
are you all being greedy?
jennifernrivera - 2/8/10, 11:49 pm
I'm gonna get very very drunk on Valentines day at charlies. Anyone can join me that would be awesome.
JesseCockforest - 2/8/10, 11:53 pm
I'm not being greedy, I am freshly heartbroken and in need of many valentines.

If elizabeth doesn't match me up, then all ladies plz send valentines to:

Jesse Hanawalt
220 Greenough - UMass
120 Orchard Hill Drive
Amherst, MA
01003
villon - 2/8/10, 11:53 pm
foresme - 2/8/10, 11:29 pm
ugh want one already

you already have one. doesn't count!
benhenry - 2/8/10, 11:54 pm
oh dude, i'm sending you some weird ass shit now
jennifernrivera - 2/8/10, 11:56 pm
he's sending you n00dz Jessecockforest
JesseCockforest - 2/8/10, 11:58 pm
yesss
wh - 2/9/10, 12:00 am
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:22 am
exxsarahx and wh

-----
asemi this ones yours. you get two. srry sarah.
benhenry - 2/9/10, 12:00 am
i'll be sending you other people's nudes
nudes that you wish you ain't never seen
jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 12:07 am
benhenry just send her n00dz of k or igby
JesseCockforest - 2/9/10, 12:08 am
what have I done? I hope I at least get one legitimate valentine to balance out the freak show benhenry is going to send me
benhenry - 2/9/10, 12:09 am
its going to be a package
pplpeeler - 2/9/10, 12:10 am
chrissie - 2/8/10, 11:08 pm
pplpeeler - 2/8/10, 11:33 am
oh hey i got one!
i'll seriously send you a valentine if you follow thru.


:D

pm'd
bonnie - 2/9/10, 12:13 am
jesse i will send you one.
benhenry - 2/9/10, 12:16 am
but will it be a PACKAGE?
JesseCockforest - 2/9/10, 12:21 am
thanks bonnie! PM me if you want one back
elizabeth - 2/9/10, 8:39 am
WILL BE DONE BY 7PMish

gotta tattoo and dog park first.

living life.
littleBIGmuff - 2/9/10, 8:45 am
the last time someone said so-and-so should be your valentine i ended up dating him for almost 6 years. errrrrrrr :-/
unnngghhh - 2/9/10, 9:31 am
MAKE WAY FOR JENNYS
fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/9/10, 10:25 am
wow jen that happened to me too
weird
foresme - 2/9/10, 10:34 am
villon - 2/8/10, 11:53 pm
foresme - 2/8/10, 11:29 pm
ugh want one already

you already have one. doesn't count!

platonic one! i just wanna make a card!
wh - 2/9/10, 10:57 am
im too lazy to do a platonic one
villon - 2/9/10, 10:58 am
yeah i want a card and a smooch
obleo - 2/9/10, 12:19 pm
platonic valentine is some bullshit
TEX - 2/9/10, 12:22 pm
Everyday is the 14th!
bonnie - 2/9/10, 12:27 pm
i will send everyone love. send me your addresses. i will make a list. DO IT.
luba - 2/9/10, 12:31 pm
who do i pm to get a card? i am chinfused.
luba - 2/9/10, 12:32 pm
ok, wait, i'm pm'ing bonnie for a card? super gay.
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:33 pm
maybe SECRET BOARD CRUSH thread moderator should be handling this?
milkglass - 2/9/10, 12:34 pm
haha where's edzuky when you need him?
drumPILE - 2/9/10, 12:35 pm
villon - 2/9/10, 10:58 am
yeah i want a card and a smooch
capndannn - 2/9/10, 12:36 pm
liz you are neglecting your yente duties
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:36 pm
being wicked funny somewhere // arguing with the lady at urban renewal cause the two lasertag guns werent sold as a set
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:39 pm
fuck that was so funny
luba - 2/9/10, 12:39 pm
drumPILE - 2/9/10, 12:35 pm
villon - 2/9/10, 10:58 am
yeah i want a card and a smooch
milkglass - 2/9/10, 12:41 pm
luba - 2/9/10, 12:39 pm
drumPILE - 2/9/10, 12:35 pm
villon - 2/9/10, 10:58 am
yeah i want a card and a smooch
jeffpoot - 2/9/10, 12:42 pm
i will be distributing frenchings on valentines day
Edzuky - 2/9/10, 12:45 pm
i heard my name
rrrrachel - 2/9/10, 12:47 pm
I STILL DIDNT GET ONE
milkglass - 2/9/10, 12:48 pm
me neither, but she says she's finishing later today.
i believe liz.
mattm - 2/9/10, 7:16 pm
wtf, liz?
chrissie - 2/9/10, 7:21 pm
luba, i'm pretty sure you got paired with my old roommate:

elizabeth - 2/4/10, 11:39 am
patrickm and luba
Nickels - 2/9/10, 7:27 pm
I think crowjane is a dude. I too am a dude. Can something be done about this? I'm sure he's cool and all, I'm just not into dudes.
jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 7:28 pm
hahaha any lady to be paired with patrickm is a lucky lady! he's really really awesome irl
Packy - 2/9/10, 7:29 pm
do me but i don't want a human one
bonnie - 2/9/10, 7:43 pm
Luba I am just sending gifts to whoevr wants one

Basically I am a valenslut.
ernesto - 2/9/10, 7:47 pm
don't give bonnie my addresses. it's a trick!
TheLustyGhost - 2/9/10, 7:49 pm
Bonnie send me a gift.
bonnie - 2/9/10, 7:51 pm
Gimme yer address again. The addreSS that was almost mine.
TheLustyGhost - 2/9/10, 7:53 pm
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ernesto - 2/9/10, 7:56 pm
it's evil bonnie. don't trust her.
drumPILE - 2/9/10, 7:57 pm
bonnie - 2/9/10, 7:43 pm
Luba I am just sending gifts to whoevr wants one

Basically I am a valenslut.


HAHAHAHAHA
milkglass - 2/9/10, 10:02 pm
aw man
:(
mattm - 2/9/10, 10:09 pm
i'll trade valentines with any of you marvelous jamokes.
annad - 2/9/10, 11:00 pm
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ecannon - 2/9/10, 11:06 pm
VJ day
luba - 2/9/10, 11:28 pm
jennifernrivera - 2/9/10, 7:28 pm
hahaha any lady to be paired with patrickm is a lucky lady! he's really really awesome irl

it's true, he is! i'm not complainin'.
patrickm - 2/10/10, 1:22 am
Awww....I'm blushing.
ernesto - 2/10/10, 8:26 am
one time I gave bonnie my address for xmas and now I get a free subscription to the new yorker.
paintedbird - 2/10/10, 10:39 am
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lopan - 2/10/10, 10:43 am
THANKS FOR NOTHING LIZ
TEX - 2/10/10, 10:52 am
VALENTINES DAY IS NOW CANCELLED.
bonnie - 2/10/10, 11:28 am
you guys are lame. make a list, i will send you love. today.
cripes - 2/10/10, 11:31 am
Can I have a friend one
lopan - 2/10/10, 11:34 am
no cripes, it is the day of romantic entanglement and romantic entanglement only
bonnie - 2/10/10, 11:34 am
cripes, yes. i like to get tangled with my friends.
bonnie - 2/10/10, 11:36 am
so let's see... i am sending one to:

lopan
tex
cripes
mattm
milkglass
sleepwalk
jesse cockforest
drumPILE

who else?
add yourself to the list and make sure i have yer address.
bonnie - 2/10/10, 11:38 am
lopan
tex
cripes
mattm
milkglass
sleepwalk
jesse cockforest
drumPILE
lucaslewis
girlfriends
WHO ELSE
LASWOON - 2/10/10, 11:39 am
um bonnie i expect a hand delivered one. Or just a romantic evening for two in front of a computer and some cookies.
bonnie - 2/10/10, 11:42 am
hahahahhaaa
LASWOON - 2/10/10, 11:44 am
(the other night was like looking at a copy of Teen Beat for an hour)
bonnie - 2/10/10, 11:57 am
we make the best teenagers.
eatingout - 2/10/10, 2:20 pm
Liz helps people with cancer, I think maybe we could avoid being crappy about a faux internet thing and cut her some slack.
LASWOON - 2/10/10, 2:22 pm
I'm going to making a large batch of this for everyone. How about that?
ernesto - 2/10/10, 2:23 pm
i am willing to cut her faux internet slack
eatingout - 2/10/10, 2:29 pm
ernesto, the picture of chivalry
villon - 2/10/10, 2:29 pm
ME BONNIE
obleo - 2/10/10, 2:30 pm
maaaaybe inter-liz shouldnt write checks her inter-ass cant cash
villon - 2/10/10, 2:31 pm
word brian word
Edzuky - 2/10/10, 2:33 pm
if liz gives me her password i'm sure i could make some pretty perfect matches from what i've gathered from the internet
chrissie - 2/10/10, 2:41 pm
I bought valentines this week. Idk if I should wait to get candy to send em out.
elizabeth - 2/10/10, 8:30 pm
SORRY GUYS I HAVE BEEN GIVING CHEMOTHERAPY TO PEOPLE WHO WANT NOTHING BUT TO LIVE LIFE AND GOT BUSY.
level60JIZZARD - 2/10/10, 8:39 pm
oh good you're here listen im about to attempt one of those at home crotch wax kits
at what degree does wax burn flesh
mikee - 2/10/10, 9:27 pm
400 degrees.
milkglass - 2/11/10, 12:07 am
ow don't even talk about it degrees fahrenheit.
capndannn - 2/11/10, 2:02 pm
the last one you assigned did not work, assign more plz
tintern - 2/11/10, 2:16 pm
elizabeth - 2/10/10, 8:30 pm
SORRY GUYS I HAVE BEEN GIVING CHEMOTHERAPY TO PEOPLE WHO WANT NOTHING BUT TO LIVE LIFE AND GOT BUSY.


Well that sounds rather unethical but I'm sure you livened up the chemo patients day by getting busy with them. I would not suggest doing the same for your cardiac patients.
mikee - 2/11/10, 2:40 pm
tintern - 2/11/10, 2:16 pm
I would not suggest doing the same for your cardiac patients.

My favorite call I had was the 67 year old lady that stroked out while having sex.
tintern - 2/11/10, 2:50 pm
Funny, you would have thought her partner would have been the one to have stroked it out!
TEX - 2/11/10, 4:18 pm
I LOVE YOU! .... LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!
ernesto - 2/11/10, 4:20 pm
Can I skip the card making and go straight to the "hanging out" phase?
tintern - 2/11/10, 4:35 pm
ernesto - 2/11/10, 4:20 pm
Can I skip the card making and go straight to the "humping it out" phase?
AmmoniaBooking - 2/11/10, 4:38 pm
I'M WAITING ASSIGN ME ONE.
ernesto - 2/11/10, 4:45 pm
Robin did not specify preference. Balls in the chin!
AmmoniaBooking - 2/11/10, 4:47 pm
BALLS IN YOR CHIN.
ernesto - 2/11/10, 4:53 pm
you are gonna get a dude assigned to you. not that there's anything wrong with that.
AmmoniaBooking - 2/11/10, 5:22 pm
BALLZ IN YOU JUMPING BEAN
rrrrachel - 2/11/10, 5:24 pm
BONNIE I WANT ONE
elizabeth - 2/12/10, 11:24 am
jizz and ernesto.
unnngghhh - 2/12/10, 11:25 am
sennnnnnntttttt
ernesto - 2/12/10, 11:31 am
Ammonia, I saw you around 1am at Rugg you were so trashed. Do you remember seeing me? Wanna be my valentine?
ernesto - 2/12/10, 11:37 am
jizzard.. make me a card. buy me some candy.
bonnie - 2/12/10, 11:40 am
Rachel send me yer address!
bonnie - 2/12/10, 2:09 pm
PM YER ADDRESS IF YOU WANT ONE Y'ALL
ernesto - 2/12/10, 2:16 pm
hallmark heej
tintern - 2/12/10, 2:21 pm
bonnie if I give you my address you're just going to show up and kick me.
ernesto - 2/12/10, 2:25 pm
dude, that's what I'm sayin... I don't like that she's collecting all these addresses. I think she's going to make her own slutmap.
bonnie - 2/12/10, 2:36 pm
YOUR LOSS BOYZ
level60JIZZARD - 2/12/10, 2:48 pm
IN YOUR DREAMS PAL
tell em bonnie
ernesto - 2/12/10, 2:48 pm
can I get bonnie too? I want two valentines in case one of them breaks.
ernesto - 2/12/10, 2:49 pm
come on jizzard you're being the scrooge of valentine's day.
level60JIZZARD - 2/12/10, 2:50 pm
i'm a cuckooclock
level60JIZZARD - 2/12/10, 2:51 pm
BAHHUMBUG
ernesto - 2/12/10, 2:54 pm

bonnie - 2/8/10, 9:23 am
what does this entail?
elizabeth - 2/8/10, 9:24 am
i dunno anywhere from making someone a valentine....to "hanging out?"



OK jizzard. we've been assigned. get with the program. valentine's day is Sunday. which do you want to do first?
chrissie - 2/12/10, 7:38 pm
i just mailed a bunch of stuff.
drumPILE - 2/13/10, 7:17 pm
this thread literally delivered.

thanks BONNIE
capndannn - 2/13/10, 7:21 pm
liz is not working for the next three days so feel free to harass her
ernesto - 2/13/10, 8:42 pm
oh damn, I had to get an emergency replacement valentine. is that ok elizabeth?
jilldeathwish - 2/13/10, 9:03 pm
Go for it Liz.
milkglass - 2/13/10, 11:18 pm
i still haven't sent my valentine to bonnie.
it's as i suspected: i'm a lousy valentine.
fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/13/10, 11:19 pm
i was going to wish you all a happy valentines day but my heart fell out
bonnie - 2/14/10, 9:47 am
JENNY SENT ME ONE. YOU ARE ALL WICKED JEALOUS.
drumPILE - 2/14/10, 9:48 am
(yr card for me was great binnie)
bonnie - 2/14/10, 9:49 am
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU:

you didnt send me your address. way to blow it.
villon - 2/14/10, 10:01 am
i blew it
ernesto - 2/14/10, 10:12 am
indeed
annad - 2/14/10, 11:47 am
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fre(drgonzo)dy - 2/14/10, 11:50 am
central air means true love
mattm - 2/14/10, 11:54 am
great, now i don't have a valentine. i was counting on you liz.
bonnie - 2/14/10, 12:01 pm
Matt I was gonna mail you one!
Shit.
mattm - 2/14/10, 12:11 pm
it's ok bonnie.
elizabeth - 2/14/10, 2:16 pm
bonnie took the thread over and so i lost interest.

GET LAID EVERYONE!

USE PROTECTION!

DENTAL DAMS AND THE LIKE!
bonnie - 2/14/10, 2:17 pm
i didn't really take it over. i just like sending mail.
jessydrastic - 2/14/10, 2:34 pm
happy v-day blt
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made u some breakfast
drumPILE - 2/14/10, 2:46 pm
elizabeth - 2/14/10, 2:16 pm
bonnie took the thread over and so i lost interest.

THREAD PIRATE
bonnie - 2/14/10, 2:47 pm
i sell that heart shaped egg mold.
TEX - 2/14/10, 2:49 pm
OH well, guess I'll make scallops, shrimp and asparagus for breakfast.

It really is just another day.
Kyle - 2/14/10, 3:42 pm
hey
milkglass - 2/14/10, 3:52 pm
i'm mailing bonnie's tomorrow.
it will still serve its purpose well enough.
cm - 2/14/10, 6:34 pm
i just had a date with a beautiful girl fall through tonight, so im open to any last minute offers here. you have to promise that you wont be angry when you find out that i completely made up the date with a beautiful girl falling through.
meaghan - 2/14/10, 6:36 pm
i have a date with a beautiful bottle of pretty things beer and a sandwich.
will - 2/14/10, 6:38 pm
hey ma let's be long-distance valentines
i'm going on a date with work
meaghan - 2/14/10, 6:39 pm
yeah! happy valentine's day william. stay in school.
jeffpoot - 2/14/10, 6:48 pm
ive got a date with nyquil at around 8. i love you baby!
rrrrachel - 2/14/10, 6:50 pm
im on a date with everyone that is on the bus with me right now this date sucks
chrissie - 2/14/10, 6:53 pm
uh i just realized i got the wrong zip code on one of my vday packages. fuck, thanx for nothing google maps.
pplpeeler - 2/14/10, 7:03 pm
i had a date with some strange powerful muscle relaxer and my friend max and made recordings
best day
jonahhex - 2/14/10, 7:15 pm
i have a date with bourbon and the coachwhips.
mattm - 2/14/10, 7:50 pm
three dates tonight.

weed, takeout and bed before midnight.
pplpeeler - 2/14/10, 7:56 pm
i'm going on a date to get some cigarettes
thedeathofsid - 2/14/10, 8:00 pm
I had a date with a fucking funeral earlier.
jonahhex - 2/17/10, 5:22 pm
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thanks un:bridget!
jessecockforest - 2/17/10, 5:26 pm
thanks bonnie! my roommate got the mail that day, so now he totally thinks girls like me. I'm a little disappointed in benhenry's lack of follow-through and sticktoitiveness
ryanz - 2/17/10, 8:43 pm
Wearing my new lion tattoo! Thanks Bonnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ryanz - 2/17/10, 8:43 pm
oh ya...
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ryanz - 2/18/10, 1:24 am
i went out tonight not realizing it was ash wednesday.
bonnie - 2/18/10, 7:27 am
hahahaaa. you are welcome ryan. hahahha.
elizabeth - 2/19/10, 2:58 am
so did like anyone get laid or whatever?
milkglass - 2/19/10, 6:34 am
no, but i got a delightful valentine from bonnie yesterday.
i really need to mail hers.
ernesto - 2/19/10, 10:12 am
i almost got crushed by a semi-truck on I-93
pplpeeler - 2/19/10, 4:23 pm
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THANKS CHRISSIE :)
level60JIZZARD - 2/19/10, 4:49 pm
ryanz did you go to church on ash wednesday?
ryanz - 2/19/10, 5:42 pm
no i went to a bar, and then a group of people came in and they all had shit on their foreheads too. i just wanted to show off my cool style but noooo
lucaslewis - 2/19/10, 5:43 pm
i got one from bonnie! woo hoo!
chrissie - 2/19/10, 5:59 pm
aw hahah yay you got my card!
I received a pair of leggings with lil hearts in them from Aimy today.
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