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eww yuck i just saw my mom's boob.

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jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:26 pm
what do i do?
should i tell my dad?
seinfeld never tackled this subject so i dont know how to handle it.
dammit all fuckit fuckin a
unfuckwithable - 11/7/09, 11:26 pm
This thread has been unfuckwithable approved!
evanparker - 11/7/09, 11:27 pm
post pics

actually dont
level60JIZZARD - 11/7/09, 11:27 pm
i told you to come here if you want instead
i made alphabet noodles and am drunk so i may show you my boobs hi jeffs mom
chrissie - 11/7/09, 11:27 pm
lol
christopherlame - 11/7/09, 11:27 pm
what was it like
quilltis - 11/7/09, 11:28 pm
be thankful you didn't see your parents b0ning
unfuckwithable - 11/7/09, 11:28 pm
Jeff, why are you not in her apartment? I'd.
level60JIZZARD - 11/7/09, 11:28 pm
its far and he has actual things to like do
jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:29 pm
im on the other side of the river shaving years off my sanity.
c90 - 11/7/09, 11:29 pm
on a scale of 1 to a million, how devestating is it to see your mom's boobs. i am assuming it's worse to see them on the internet than irl by accident.
kayla - 11/7/09, 11:30 pm
hahaha, awww.
christopherlame - 11/7/09, 11:31 pm
DID YOU SEE THEM ON THE INTERNET AND ONLY ONE
melshocker - 11/7/09, 11:33 pm
you stone cold sucked on those jammers probably
chrissie - 11/7/09, 11:33 pm
actually what were you doing that involved seeing your mom's boob?
jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:34 pm
melshocker is gonna get fought @
melshocker - 11/7/09, 11:34 pm
I meant when you were a baby and it was cool
jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:36 pm
oh yeah that was totally wradicool
asemisldkfj - 11/7/09, 11:37 pm
hahahahaaahahhaahaha
melshocker - 11/7/09, 11:39 pm
you're trying to act all cool now but you were into it way back when
jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:45 pm
i prefer my mom's boob's demo.

my parents are at a hotel in manhattan and im crashing here to watch tv. +plus+ i'm drinking this spiced rum my mom stores in the bathroom sink. what fucking channel is fox?
level60JIZZARD - 11/7/09, 11:47 pm
i just imagined both of you as tiny babies but having this conversation in complete sentences debating mom boobs its very funny
c90 - 11/7/09, 11:47 pm
let's turn this into a thread about breastfeeding!!
TheLustyGhost - 11/7/09, 11:47 pm
SCOPIN' ON MOM BOOB
evanparker - 11/7/09, 11:48 pm
c90 - 11/7/09, 11:47 pm
let's turn this into a thread about breastfeeding FROM JEFFS MOM!!
melshocker - 11/7/09, 11:49 pm
breastfeeding is one thing that makes mammals better than lizards and I'm not afraid to say it
jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:49 pm
c90 im gonna tell keegs that you are fsu and that hes a dildish hooker murderer.
jeffpoot - 11/7/09, 11:51 pm
mammals become cops.
c90 - 11/7/09, 11:51 pm
lool
shanesanguine - 11/7/09, 11:59 pm
this is seriously the first time you saw your moms boob?
jeffpoot - 11/8/09, 12:03 am
matt fix the board it deleted the part where i said its the first time i saw my moms boob
TheLustyGhost - 11/8/09, 12:04 am
melsh some lizards can change color and/or regenerate their tails so they kind of win, actually.
TheLustyGhost - 11/8/09, 12:04 am
Wait,what am I saying, boobs > lizards
melshocker - 11/8/09, 12:06 am
I'm glad I didn't have to step in before your recognizance warmed up
jeffpoot - 11/8/09, 12:06 am
i dont want yer life
level60JIZZARD - 11/8/09, 12:07 am
varsity blues best
unfuckwithable - 11/8/09, 12:25 am
TheLustyGhost - 11/7/09, 11:47 pm
SCOPIN' ON MOM TEAT


fix'd
c90 - 11/8/09, 12:48 am
i doubt yr dad wants to know... sayin
rrrrachel - 11/8/09, 12:51 am
GET OVER IT
melshocker - 11/8/09, 12:53 am
tell your dad and then go for a high five
rrrrachel - 11/8/09, 1:08 am
hey jeff you sucked your moms nipple for food for a while
melshocker - 11/8/09, 1:08 am
don't say that he'll fight you
also maybe not
rrrrachel - 11/8/09, 1:18 am
FIGHT ME I DARE YOU TRY IT
mikee - 11/8/09, 1:21 am
At least you didn't see your parents have sex. I was 17 when that happened.
anonuser - 11/8/09, 1:23 am
Did you motorboat'm?
unfuckwithable - 11/8/09, 1:25 am
eww yuck i just sawed off my mom's boob. 666 views
Bridget - 11/8/09, 4:24 am
This just made me laugh. Which I really needed. Thanks internet friends.
sebastian - 11/8/09, 8:49 am
i wish i could have heard what uncomfortable noise or gesture jeff did when he saw his moms boob.

maybe he actually said "eww yuck i saw your boobie"

lets hope so.
mattm - 11/8/09, 9:08 am
One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.

He opened the door to see his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'

Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mum is it?!'
tylerforpants - 11/8/09, 3:25 pm
reclaim it.
TheLustyGhost - 11/8/09, 3:29 pm
Little Johnny is a hero.
dan g - 11/8/09, 3:32 pm
I didn't find it gross when I saw your mom's boobs. what's the big deal?
( = stock response 47)
melshocker - 11/8/09, 3:36 pm
12 is my favorite but then I was a classics major
dan g - 11/8/09, 4:04 pm
Yea I would peg you for an 8 and under kinda guy
melshocker - 11/8/09, 4:05 pm
frankly I find most of the under-8 set a trifle jejeune
dan g - 11/8/09, 4:08 pm
really? Always melshing me you are. Do you suppose they were just placeholders or perhaps were just warm-ups for those original noggins?
melshocker - 11/8/09, 4:10 pm
what man can know that which lies behind the decisions of our ancestors?
c90 - 11/8/09, 4:17 pm
I guarantee he shreiked "IDIDN'TSEEANYTHING!!!" really loudly and agitatedly.

Which proves he totally DID.

Oedipus rexclamation mark.
dan g - 11/8/09, 4:17 pm
True but what man can be contented when not deep in search of the resolution of this very puzzle?
melshocker - 11/8/09, 4:18 pm
oh I never said I was content
melshocker - 11/8/09, 4:18 pm
ps I want to see every mom's boob
c90 - 11/8/09, 4:20 pm
melshocker- start hanging out at La Leche League meetings. I guarantee your wishes will all come true.
melshocker - 11/8/09, 4:20 pm
thing is my wishes don't include restraining orders
luba - 11/8/09, 5:58 pm
so again - how was it that momboob got exposed???
flips - 11/8/09, 7:29 pm
yeah i was wondering the same thing luba
chrissie - 11/8/09, 7:38 pm
I asked earlier. He was getting drunk while watching telly at his parents' hotel is all I gathered. Maybe his mom was in a porno like that Graham Greene story?
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