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outrageous - 1/4/09, 6:07 pm
is there already a thread about this
rarii - 1/4/09, 6:25 pm
it's so bad it's good.

porn stars, genital herpes and downing bottles of tequila.
Tinydancer - 1/4/09, 6:26 pm
oh man, i forgot this started tonight
will watch hopefully tomorrow
rarii - 1/4/09, 6:31 pm
looks like it'll be on again in an hour.
brokenfuses - 1/4/09, 6:35 pm
DVRing this. Can't wait.
detuned - 1/4/09, 8:43 pm
shots out of pussys
heyradio - 1/4/09, 9:17 pm
so trashy
brokenfuses - 1/4/09, 10:46 pm
This is kind of amazing.

There are so many good quotes in this episode but I especially loved:

"I specifically told you girls not to be slutty."
brokenfuses - 1/5/09, 10:00 am
I hope that these girls are tested before the show.
nico - 1/5/09, 10:00 am
i'm gonna watch this right now but i have intentions to fall asleep halfway through
blackchange - 1/5/09, 10:02 am
KOOTER SHOOTERZ
outrageous - 1/5/09, 10:05 am
is the girl who did the kooter shooter asian? she looks sorta white but sorta not and it weirds me out that i can't tell just cause of all the shit she has all over her face.
exxsarahx - 1/5/09, 10:06 am
omg KOOTER SHOOTERZ is the best phrase ever
chrisq. - 1/5/09, 10:08 am
the best part about this show is brett's reactions to all the shit going on, dude looks so bummed out.
exxsarahx - 1/5/09, 10:10 am
my favorite was watching nikki (dj plactic face or whatever) during elimination, stumbling, squatting, anxietyattacking, and crying. i wish i could see more of that train wreck. also was she aware that she was wearing a BATHING SUIT??
rockbottom - 1/5/09, 10:11 am
buy shot, lick vagina.
brokenfuses - 1/5/09, 10:13 am
From DJ Lady Tribe's wikipedia:

Recently appeared on Rock of Love 3, under the name Nikki. She said on camera that she does not abuse any illegal drugs and that everything she uses is prescribed which may be the reason at elimination she appeared very unstable and had difficulties standing straight. She will most likely be remembered for taking a shot of alcohol from Gia's vagina or anus.[9]
ryantheterrible - 1/5/09, 10:17 am
she seemed wasted to the tits
jared - 1/5/09, 10:18 am
I think I have to DVR whatever this is, just based on this thread so far.
blackchange - 1/5/09, 10:20 am
i dvr'd it and watched the 2 seconds from the season preview where the chick is doing roadie work dressed like a stripper and falls off stage like 97458923465 times. it's awesome.
brokenfuses - 1/5/09, 10:20 am
Already miss Gia:

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heyradio - 1/5/09, 10:22 am
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ryantheterrible - 1/5/09, 10:22 am
hahah so many spoiled babies.
also uglyoldpornstarface was hilarious.
heyradio - 1/5/09, 10:23 am
gia looks 15
Edzuky - 1/5/09, 10:23 am
this show is still going on?
ryantheterrible - 1/5/09, 10:23 am
i have to see the whole episode and not the last 5 minutes, don't i
jared - 1/5/09, 10:25 am
What is it anyway?
DNA - 1/5/09, 10:28 am
Will any of these people ever find true love? Man, I feel so bad for Brett, Real, Chance, New York, Flava Flav, Tequila Tila, The Hoochie twins. They must be really sad that they'll never find the one.
heyradio - 1/5/09, 10:31 am
Brett Michaels of Poison tries to find his "true love." The first were all in a house.. but now, they are on a bus! So basically its a bunch of crazy girls getting drunk and plotting against each other while following Brett around like he is the next coming.
DNA - 1/5/09, 10:35 am
I think it's a sham to get tons of ass. Genius!
EveryManACritic - 1/5/09, 10:38 am
Next season the action will all take place in a homeless shelter.
DNA - 1/5/09, 10:44 am
Brett should have went with that Destiny girl. I wonder which skank will get the backstage pass and a ride in the limoZeen!
Dalton - 1/5/09, 10:45 am
I sort of figured before that there would be Rock Of Love Rehab
EveryManACritic - 1/5/09, 10:47 am
Rock of Love Rehab will appear after Rock of Love Homeless Shelter and prior to Rock of Love Reunion Tour and then again immediately thereafter.
Dalton - 1/5/09, 10:48 am
Where does Rock Of Love Finds Jesus fit into that schedule?
EveryManACritic - 1/5/09, 10:49 am
Rock of Love Finds Jesus will air after Rock of Love Hits Bottom and right before Rock of Love Hates Fags.
Dalton - 1/5/09, 10:54 am
Rock Of Love Scores Kirk Cameron's Latest Movie should be set to air on PAX in 2020 then
foot - 1/5/09, 11:09 am
this better end up on demand or be played non stop until i get a chance to see it
jared - 1/6/09, 5:58 am
I watched the first half hour or so of this...holy shit.
patrix - 1/6/09, 6:01 am
why can't that one girl stand up [insert clever response]?
jonladen - 1/6/09, 6:25 am
hahaha...one of my coworkers is friends with the crazy brazilian chick who choked one of the girls. she said that she gets into fights like that every time they go out.
sugarbee - 1/6/09, 6:29 am
man, you can't even make this shit up. these people are such trainwrecks it's almost unwatchable. at least on previous seasons there was one or two normal girls in there, but this season there doesn't seem to be a single one.
exxsarahx - 1/6/09, 6:30 am
i kind of love that Brazilian chick
iangustafson - 1/6/09, 6:31 am
This is the crack of television. So cheap and effective and addictive and horrible. I love it.

Not that I condone crack cocaine, or the 80's rock group Poison!
streganona - 1/6/09, 6:31 am
this is the best show but we only get stupid channels in our cable package.

i mean, well, other channels. this is pretty stupid. but great. i also enjoy charm school heartily while at the gym.
outrageous - 1/6/09, 6:49 am
In the end, Brett always chooses the fairly normal one.
exxsarahx - 1/6/09, 6:49 am
are you calling heather fairly normal???
DNA - 1/6/09, 6:50 am
How often can you say that when meeting someone for the first time in your life that you've sucked their face and or stomack area? Anyone, anyone? Hey before we get dinner for the first time or say hello for the first time in our lives I just need to fingerbang you is that cool?
outrageous - 1/6/09, 6:51 am
exxsarahx - 10:49 am (72.85.250.121)
are you calling heather fairly normal???

he didn't choose heather.. he chose that other girl Ambre.. and the time before that he chose the boring good looking girl with the pink hair.
ryantheterrible - 1/6/09, 6:51 am
Oh yeah he picked Jess.
Dalton - 1/6/09, 6:52 am
exxsarahx - 10:49 am (72.85.250.121)
are you calling heather fairly normal???


Obviously Brett grades on a massive curve
DNA - 1/6/09, 6:52 am
No heather was the winner from season 1. You wrong yo.
exxsarahx - 1/6/09, 6:52 am
oh yeah Jess! i forgot about her!!

Ambre was so lame
ryantheterrible - 1/6/09, 6:53 am
Ambre reminded me of the chick from Deuce Bigalow with the fake leg for some reason so the whole show i pictured here having a fake leg.
Dalton - 1/6/09, 6:53 am
This show is still far behind A Shot Of Love when it comes to awesome fights.
sugarbee - 1/6/09, 6:54 am
heather did not win season one, but she should have. they are obviously in love.
DNA - 1/6/09, 6:56 am
Oh yeah, I wrong, duh! C how much I care?
ryantheterrible - 1/6/09, 6:57 am
Are you watching the new shot at love, ty?
Dalton - 1/6/09, 7:00 am
I haven't seen it yet. How is it?
ryantheterrible - 1/6/09, 7:01 am
No idea. Haven't even seen a trailer. Not interested in anyway anymore.
Dalton - 1/6/09, 7:02 am
At some point I will need trash to watch and I hope it will be there for me. That show is a pioneer in both humilation and awesome fights. REMEMBER WHEN THAT ONE GUY WAS IN A DAMN CAGE FOR THE REUNION EPISODE?
xdementia - 1/6/09, 7:03 am
a sneak peek?
ryantheterrible - 1/6/09, 7:03 am
no i don't. not at all.
outrageous - 1/6/09, 9:30 am
Dalton watches Shot at Love and Charm School on demand. True story.
jared - 1/6/09, 9:35 am
attn: moxie
This will be your new favorite show.
depechechoad - 1/6/09, 10:08 am
bummer. he kicked off the girl i wanted to hate fuck.
moxie - 1/6/09, 10:18 am
are there going to be dr. seuss hats in this one as well?
exxsarahx - 1/6/09, 10:37 am
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DNA - 1/6/09, 10:38 am
Huge fake boobz suck! So ugly when they're all balloon-like
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DNA - 1/6/09, 10:41 am
I hope she gets the opportunity to belly dance for Brett. God that's fucking hysterical!
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brokenfuses - 1/6/09, 10:44 am
I think this girl is the most norm looking

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DNA - 1/6/09, 10:45 am
What's up chicken legs!
brokenfuses - 1/6/09, 10:49 am
BLONDE_BUS
jared - 1/6/09, 11:00 am
moxie - 2:18 pm (204.152.13.80)
are there going to be dr. seuss hats in this one as well?


Nope...but don't worry. It is amazing.
DNA - 1/6/09, 11:01 am
I love how they're all like. We're not gay but we'd totally do each other for you Brett.
Dalton - 1/7/09, 6:40 am
I think Beverly is going to go Misery on Brett.
brokenfuses - 1/11/09, 6:25 pm
I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE BIKINIS IN SIZE FAT FUCK
ryantheterrible - 1/11/09, 6:26 pm
Dalton - 01/07/09 - 10:40 am (207.172.209.142)
I think Beverly is going to go Misery on Brett.

I think Brittany is gonna do that!
detuned - 1/11/09, 8:28 pm
Brittaney Starr - Anal Perversions
http://rapidshare.com/files/132244033/BS-AP3.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/132247661/BS-AP3.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/132248179/BS-AP3.part3.rar
DNA - 1/12/09, 12:39 pm
I hate that crying wreck porn star lady. God she's annoying!
outrageous - 1/12/09, 1:27 pm
when is there gonna be a new episodeee??? i'm tired of talking about the first one!
DNA - 1/12/09, 1:28 pm
there's a new one now, repeats should happen all week.
outrageous - 1/12/09, 1:28 pm
oh maybe it was on last night. where have i been.
ryantheterrible - 1/12/09, 1:28 pm
it was last night duh
DNA - 1/12/09, 1:31 pm
I really can't explain how much I love how stupid this show is. I love how everytime he gets a one on one he talks about having wild sex with them hahaha!
TheLustyGhost - 1/12/09, 1:58 pm
Wait, this show features a Brittaney AND a Brittanya who aren't even related?
r_cket - 1/12/09, 2:03 pm
wow, vh1 really outdid it with this winner of a show
Tinydancer - 1/12/09, 2:04 pm
this show is such a train wreck but i can't stop watching it
i'm already looking forward to next week when we find out who has a boyfriend and Brett tells her to "get the fuck out"
r_cket - 1/12/09, 2:04 pm
i missed last night's episode. i'm actually kind of bummed.
DNA - 1/12/09, 2:07 pm
Rule #1, the love of my life must be able to give a good lap dance.
tombrady617 - 1/12/09, 2:08 pm
oooh this sounds like a show i need to get into

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tombrady617 - 1/12/09, 2:08 pm
that girls boobs... wtf
Edzuky - 1/12/09, 2:10 pm
bret michaels looks like one the girls
brokenfuses - 1/12/09, 2:10 pm
I can't believe how overly sensitive Brittaney is. UGH.
DNA - 1/12/09, 2:11 pm
Edzuky - 6:10 pm (67.114.165.228)
bret michaels looks like one the girls

implants!
tombrady617 - 1/12/09, 2:11 pm
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that one is pretty and not a total weird tranny
ksada - 1/12/09, 2:12 pm
<---love brazilian girl
SARAHi - 1/12/09, 6:14 pm
i'm obsessed, its fucking hilarious.
outrageous - 1/13/09, 6:08 pm
this is on right now for those who missed episode 2.
heyradio - 1/13/09, 6:11 pm
she was falling over cuz she was drunk. in the after interview where she was wearing the same outfit she burped and said she was drunk. i think.
HoneyPie - 1/13/09, 6:33 pm
my co-worker told me i should be on this show and i feel slightly offended
Dalton - 1/17/09, 7:08 am
they should not have let the aging porn star stay on the show. that was kind of hard to watch.
Tinydancer - 1/17/09, 7:08 am
she is so desperate it's just sad
he needs to let her go soon
Tinydancer - 1/17/09, 7:12 am
as much of a train wreck as she is, i kinda miss the dj/graffiti chick
endless source of laughs
nico - 1/17/09, 10:06 am
beverly rules.
brett will eventually kick her off citing that they never made it past connecting on a "friendship level"
NathanZ - 1/17/09, 10:10 am
hahaha but that girl ^^ chugged half a bottle of tequila and choked some bitch because she threw a chip at her.... and she also was not eliminated in the end.
r_cket - 1/17/09, 10:12 am
I still can't believe this trainwreck
Dalton - 1/17/09, 10:21 am
pretty much every scene in this show makes me think that i might accidentally be watching a porn.
outrageous - 1/17/09, 10:30 am
Dalton - 2:21 pm (66.31.203.60)
pretty much every scene in this show makes me think that i might accidentally be watching a porn.

"accidentally"
outrageous - 1/18/09, 7:01 pm
new episode on now..
NathanZ - 1/18/09, 7:54 pm
"It's like a bi-polar rollercoaster with you, and we haven't even had sex yet!" ~Bret Michaels, Shaman.
brokenfuses - 1/18/09, 11:57 pm
oh man brittaney

what a wacky character
WSJRaff - 1/19/09, 1:19 pm
okay I'm watching this now for the first time.

are any of these girls not gross? bloody hell!

nobody will ever top Jess from season 1.
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Jus Sayin.
nico - 1/19/09, 4:00 pm
i'm glad brittaney is gone, i wanted to punch her in the tits
josephk - 1/19/09, 4:01 pm
get on the bus and ride...ride.
vom - 1/19/09, 4:12 pm
riderideriderideride riderideride


DIE

DIE
hashshashin - 1/19/09, 4:13 pm
I love this show and I love Marcia and would totally marry her drunken Brazilian ass if Sarah left me.
brokenfuses - 1/25/09, 9:09 pm
"I want a cheeseburger"

"I'll puke on your mom"
EvilWillow - 1/26/09, 4:11 am
Nothing will ever top "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"
exxsarahx - 1/26/09, 6:39 am
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outrageous - 2/8/09, 7:20 pm
ok the new girls who he invited on the bus are not hot or interesting.
brokenfuses - 2/9/09, 9:06 pm
more animated gifs PLEASE!
jared - 2/15/09, 6:34 pm
This dude is retarded.
He just said "G-IV LearJet."

That is like saying Cadillac-Miata.
Tinydancer - 2/15/09, 6:35 pm
you are an airplane nerd
tombrady617 - 2/17/09, 9:51 am
oooooh the previews for the next episode look so good. what is kelsey doing that is so insane!?
brokenfuses - 2/18/09, 4:47 pm
Boobs and hair flying everywhere!
lint - 2/18/09, 4:52 pm
is it wrong that i refer to this show as whore bus pretty openly
brokenfuses - 2/18/09, 8:01 pm
Rock of Fuck
asha - 2/22/09, 3:16 pm
new episode tonight ON THE NINES
heyradio - 2/22/09, 3:22 pm
i dont think its on? oscars?
asha - 2/22/09, 3:26 pm
alas you are right T___T
quilltis - 2/22/09, 3:39 pm
colloquially "The Whore Bus"
brokenfuses - 3/1/09, 5:15 pm
tonight was GOLD

maybe he doesnt want to go out with a girl who gets drunk and lies on speed bumps

people who eat basil are lame!
Tinydancer - 3/1/09, 5:17 pm
yeah, tonight's episode was pretty awesome!
brokenfuses - 3/15/09, 8:11 pm
UGH show isn't worth watching without ashley
brokenfuses - 3/15/09, 8:20 pm
"They talked about cereal for 3 hours"
tombrady617 - 3/16/09, 1:12 am
yeah holy crap. i did not see that coming and now i dont really care who wins. although is probably mindy now.
brokenfuses - 4/12/09, 3:23 pm
finale on tonight

whyyyyyy
ryantheterrible - 4/12/09, 3:30 pm
i predict mindy but you never know
detuned - 4/12/09, 6:01 pm
haha bret is a fool
ryantheterrible - 4/12/09, 6:19 pm
i was wrong. so is bret.
jenna - 4/12/09, 7:54 pm
bummmmerrrr
thedeathofsid - 4/12/09, 8:26 pm
they were both bad choices.
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