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post good stories about your drug dealers270 views |
| brandnewbike - 07/25/08 - 4:42 am (12.205.159.183) |
| go |
| AlexOnslaught - 07/25/08 - 5:22 am (209.6.221.164) |
| Cop |
| thisxiswar - 07/25/08 - 6:02 am (137.71.23.54) |
| yah trick yah. |
| StudioShibli - 07/25/08 - 6:07 am (76.19.198.85) |
| Seriously, what kind of narc shit is this? |
| grassyknoll - 07/25/08 - 7:03 am (81.109.146.89) |
| I don't do drugs but I knew a lot of drug dealers and I have some dandy's Let's try this one, A friend of mine, we'll call him Scott to protect his identity, was a fellow classmate of mine. After high school he had little money so he started dealing drugs, since that's what you do to turn over a few bucks in Brockton. Well, he did pretty well for himself and started dealing Coke on an ever growing scale. Eventually, this garnered him some unwarrented attention by certain competitors who repeatedly sent people over to his place to go Omar on his ass. After the third of these grabs, Scott had been roughed up a bit more than usual. He was a big guy so this isn't the easiest thing to do but this particular time, he had been pistol whipped for a good 15 minutes or so due to his fighting back in previous robberies and was told stop dealing or get capped next time. So Scott, decides he needs some protection and begins to immass an arsenal of epic proportion. Handguns, knives... sure but more impressively military grade weapons including machine guns, grenades... etc. You know... overkill, Kissenger style. He's so paranoid in fact that he keeps an AK-47 in the trunk of his Nissan. Well this of course ends up getting him even more unwarrented attention, this time, from the ATF who monitor his actions after watching him gather such enough arms for a small army (probably thinking he was a terrorist). So just like goodfellas they pinch him driving around Brockton and find his AK-47 loaded with spare clips in his trunk. He just got out for the federal gun charge.... they never busted him for dealing. |
| peter - 07/25/08 - 9:10 am (139.68.134.1) |
| Nancy begins dealing marijuana to her affluent neighbors and friends to support her upper
middle-class lifestyle. She buys from Heylia James, a major distributor in Los Angeles's West Adams
district whom she met through Heylia's nephew, Conrad. When her customers talk their way into a
medical marijuana store with a variety of high-quality pot, Nancy's sales start to dry up, so she
utilizes her baking skills and concocts pot-laced brownies and baked goods to sell off the
low-quality product. Later, at the suggestion of her accountant, councilman Doug Wilson, and with
the aid of her attorney, her friend Celia Hodes's husband Dean, she opens a bakery as a money
laundry front for her drug sales, buying the baked goods at Costco and putting them on her bakery's
shelves as her own product. Silas begins dating Megan, an attractive deaf girl at his school. Shane,
a witness to his father's death, is a more troubled child, and has been known to act out, and as a
result has the nickname "Strange Botwin" at his school. For example, Shane bites the foot
of another child in a martial arts tournament. As said above, Nancy has befriended the manic, image-obsessed, manipulative and controlling Celia Hodes, president of the Agrestic PTA, who has a number of domestic problems. She does not get along with her cheating husband Dean, nor does she get along with her sexually active 15-year-old daughter, Quinn (Silas' previous girlfriend), whom she sends off to boarding school in Mexico in the premiere. Her younger daughter, 11-year-old Isabelle, is overweight, and also decides late in the season that she is a lesbian (apparently to avoid dieting and the related scolding about her weight), and Celia berates her about both issues. Toward the end of the season, Celia is diagnosed with bilateral breast cancer, and before her surgery, she picks up Conrad and has sex with him. Conrad is long-time friends with Andy Botwin, the younger brother of Nancy's late husband and the black sheep of the family. Andy says he has moved into the Botwin household to help Nancy out, but actually seems to be there to free-load, and to disrupt Nancy's life. When he is notified to report immediately for his previously-agreed-upon military service (where he will be trained and then sent to Iraq), or be sentenced to a military prison, he announces that he is studying to become a rabbi as a dodge to avoid his military obligation. Nancy expands her distribution to Valley College, and is then harassed by a rival drug dealer, with whom she then has a brief (and uncharacteristic) sexual encounter. At Valley College, her entire stash of product is ripped off by a campus security cop during a fake arrest, threatening the survival of her lifestyle and family. Unknown to her, Conrad and some of his friends go to Valley College and attack and severely beat the campus cop, who then (to Nancy's surprise) politely returns her marijuana to her, apologizing profusely, and offering to assist her and her business in any way he can. Then she has a mutual attraction with Peter Scottson, the single father of the kid bitten by Shane in a karate tournament. The season closes with Conrad convincing Nancy to expand by becoming a grower as well as a dealer. However, implementing this plan hits complications in the last minutes of the season when, because of her mounting frustration and stress, she gives in and decides to sleep with Peter. Immediately afterward, she walks into his bathroom and finds out that he's apparently an agent with the federal DEA. [edit] Season 2 The second season, while still comedic, has a much darker tone, as Nancy becomes increasingly involved in the more dangerous aspects of the drug "underground". Ignoring Heylia's advice, Nancy and Conrad start their own small-scale growing operation and eventually rent a suburban grow-house. She welcomes other people into her business, including her brother-in-law Andy and Doug. During this season, Peter Scottson tells Nancy he knows she is a drug dealer, and the two are married as part of a deal to legally protect Nancy from Peter. While Nancy's drug activities increase, Celia runs for, and wins, Doug's spot on the town council: she launches a drug-free campaign across Agrestic complete with drug-free zone signs and surveillance cameras. As the season progresses, Nancy's children become more aware of her illegal activities, though the two sons deal with the issue in quite different ways. Shane continues to have problems fitting in at school, and ultimately takes an interest in Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend, Kat. Silas, on the other hand, takes out his frustrations by committing acts of vandalism, most notably stealing Celia's drug-free zone signs and cameras. Nancy and Conrad's drug business becomes a hit as Conrad's strain of plant, which Snoop Dogg dubs "milfweed" during a happenstance meeting at a recording studio, pleases their customers; but their high profile causes trouble. Initially, Nancy's marriage to a DEA agent keeps her on top while her Armenian rivals are busted, but her marriage to Peter deteriorates as he pressures her to quit dealing. For Nancy, the final straw is when Peter comes over for dinner and manhandles Silas. Nancy calls Conrad and tells him that she doesn't love Peter; Peter hears the conversation with wireless surveillance. The season concludes with a complex series of betrayals, as Peter demands of Nancy and Conrad all of the cash from a quick sale of their crop. Secretly, Heylia hires Armenian mobsters to kill Peter in retaliation. Nancy's buyer, U-Turn, demands the entire crop of weed at gunpoint. Having just killed Peter, the Armenian mobsters arrive at the same time and expect the proceeds from the big sale to pay for their hit. Only then does Nancy discover that Silas has decided to force his way into the business by stealing the entire batch of weed and demanding to be part of the business. It is at this time he is approached by Celia and a police officer for the vandalism. This leaves Nancy at the grow house, in a Mexican standoff with both the gangsters and the mobsters pointing guns at her in a season-ending cliffhanger. [edit] Season 3 The third season of Weeds begins with several subplots involving the fallout from the botched drug deal of the season two finale. Nancy As the season opens, Nancy is told that she has until sundown to find the missing weed. Celia finds the stash in the trunk of Silas's car and dumps it in Nancy's pool 'for her own protection', not knowing that she has endangered Nancy's life. Although angry, U-Turn compromises and agrees to take Nancy's debt in labor. Her first task is to pick up a package from a Latin drug gang led by Guillermo, who forces her to "brick-dance" on a pool table before giving her a bag of "skank weed". U-Turn is furious about getting the wrong package, blaming Nancy for not picking up the expected heroin, and increases her debt in response. In need of cash, Nancy begins working for Sullivan Groff, the crooked developer of Majestic, a rival community that wants to build a sewage pipeline through Agrestic. At first, Nancy can't stand Sullivan, but the two begin having an affair. Celia finds out about the affair and learns Nancy is still dealing, so Celia decides to blackmail her. This leads to a confrontation between the two women as Nancy threatens Celia with a butcher's knife, and Shane encounters Celia on the counter, his mother holding the knife at her throat. U-Turn is impressed with Nancy and is actually in the process of training her to become his lieutenant. This causes a rift between him and Marvin, an associate of his whom he severely debases. When U-Turn suffers a heart attack, Marvin murders him by suffocation and attempts to take over the operations, but Nancy maneuvers the situation to her advantage and all debts are cleared. This leaves Guillermo's group in control of the drug trade in the city, while Nancy, Conrad and Heylia are now free of their obligations and start their normal sales again. Nancy also makes a short-lived friendship with Peter's ex-wife Valerie, which falls apart after Nancy is the one left the $119,000 from his life insurance. Nancy offers to pay it to Valerie. However, Doug had embezzled $100,000 from the town of Agrestic in order to help Nancy set up her pot business. Nancy has to pay the town back with the life insurance money to prevent Doug from going to jail when the embezzlement is discovered. Nancy then promises to pay Valerie the remainder of the $119,000 in installments, but Valerie is suspicious. She hires a private investigator to find out what Nancy is up to with the insurance money. After Shane installs a new home security system, the outdoor security camera catches the p.i. watching the Botwin residence, Nancy confronts him. He blackmails her into giving him $50,000 to keep quiet about her dealings. Nancy goes to give him the money and records him acknowledging the blackmail on a hidden microphone, ensuring he has to keep his mouth shut or he goes to jail. At the end of the season, Nancy finds her family being threatened by a group of bikers that want to push their "ditch weed" through her. In response, she makes a protection deal with Guillermo, leading to tragic consequences for the entire town, and especially Nancy. Guillermo burns the biker's pot field, but due to dry conditions the fire spreads and begins to threaten Majestic. After talking with Guillermo she decides to move on and goes to her house, spreads gasoline, and drops a match. She calls Andy and tells him to get the kids into the car so they can leave. Andy Andy believes that his missing two toes will exclude him from service, and drops out of rabbinical school. His hopes are quashed when he is told to report for duty anyway, and the expected desk job disappears in boot camp when he is told he's being shipped to Iraq. He and his training partner are considered the "stooges" of the camp and are eventually left out in the desert to test a missile that trains on cell phone signals which impales the partner and kills him. Andy runs, and is considered AWOL, which they will dismiss if he gives back the phone. When asked why they treated them so horribly, the base officials replied that the test was originally meant to be conducted on a donkey, but they considered a donkey a more valuable resource than the two men. After being kicked out of the military, Andy is asked by Sullivan Groff to cater for porn movie shoots, making friends with porn star Lexington Steele on the set after an embarrassing confession that his last girlfriend, Yael Hoffman, used a "Lex Steele" dildo on him. Andy is featured in a few scenes, mainly for foot fetishes and the loss of his toes. Later, Andy befriends a biker girl whose drug-dealing brother threatens the safety of the Botwins. Shane and Silas Silas is sentenced to community service for the theft of the drug-free signs. Silas talks Nancy into allowing him to sell pot to the other people doing community service, and she grudgingly agrees. While selling the pot at an old age home, Silas meets Tara, a born-again Christian who eventually starts selling too, rising to become Nancy's best dealer. Trouble brews when Tara admits openly to Silas that she's dating other people. By the end of the season Silas realizes that her religious beliefs are too much for him and he's over her. Shane is enrolled in a summer school that frequently violates church and state law to present religious propaganda, such as subjecting the class to a murder mystery where the solution is an abortion. When Isabelle is also placed in the class, Shane quickly fills her in on what's going on by instantly solving the mysteries, all of which have obvious biblical or creationist answers. Shane is soon ostracized by the other students for his lack of faith, and develops a crush on a religious girl who appears to "save" him. Isabelle rescues him from this fate by stealing her away for her own "salvation". Shane and Isabelle's friendship develops strongly this season; they are seen smoking pot in secret together at one point, and Shane asks Isabelle if she is really a lesbian, to which she asks if he really talks to his dead father. In the last few episodes, Shane begins talking to his dead father Judah, leaving Nancy and her family wondering whether Judah's spirit is indeed in the house. It has yet to be revealed whether Shane truly saw his father or not. Other characters To get back at Doug, in season two, Celia ran for Doug's seat on town council, and won because his name was left off the ballot. She introduces a drug-free campaign, whose introduction is disrupted by Shane and then subverted by Silas. As the project fails she becomes increasingly frozen out of the council, a problem that a brief affair with Doug does nothing to solve, and only makes matters worse when her husband finds out and kicks her out of the house. Celia turns to Sullivan Groff, and in exchange for a house she delivers him a plebiscite merging the two towns and thereby allowing the sewer system to be built. Doug manages to be re-instated on the council only to find the town merged with Majestic as a result of Celia's maneuvers and Nancy's hard work collecting names. He vows to get back at Groff, first causing a sewage geyser during the televised opening of the new system, and then stealing the mega-church's 18-foot (5.5 m) tall illuminated cross. Conrad and Heylia start a new growing operation, initially at the behest of U-Turn. After U-Turn's demise, Nancy secures new funding for the operation through an investor, Doug. They disguise the operation as a company that makes fountains that look like little houses. But when Celia investigates "Aquatecture," she uses her information in the attempt to blackmail Nancy. Ultimately, Celia cashes in and winds up renting out the home Groff gave her as a growing house for Nancy, Conrad and Heylia when their harvest is threatened by a building inspection. Doug eventually installs the cross in the house as a grow light, which leads to its discovery by police on thermal maps during the fire and the subsequent discovery of the growing operation. When Celia is questioned by the DEA, she outs Nancy as the operation's leader. |
| BeersRocksSound - 07/25/08 - 9:35 am (72.248.150.50) |
| first time i met my dealer he filled the chamber of his six foot bong with headie smoke and passed
it to me. I cleared all six feet of smoke, then promptly vomited spectacularly and passed out for an
hour and a half. I woke upon the floor in the middle of a strange living room with my dealer whom
i'd only just met sitting on the couch watching the fairly odd parents. He'd cleaned up my vomit and
informed me that my parents had called me twice. I thanked him, picked up my QP and what was left of
my dignity and left. then found myself another dealer. |
| prospectofdeath - 07/25/08 - 9:46 am (207.172.212.138) |
| When I first moved to SF I was buying from a friend-of-a-friend who was going through vet school. He
would stop by our house, give the cats a check up or shots and sell us green. Once the vet moved away I started buying from these two skinhead brothers. They preferred to do things by trade and they were always looking for vintage-to-80's era skateboard parts. I drove by an old surf shop on my work commute so when I needed weed I'd stop by the surf shop and go through the boxes of old skateboard parts that the owner was practically giving away. I never told the brothers how cheap the skateboard parts were (or where I got them) so I ended up with a pretty good deal. A while later, in another state, my girlfriend and I were buy from a gay 'bear' couple. They were really bitchy to each other and made me sad. |
| 112358 - 07/25/08 - 9:46 am (75.69.229.10) |
| when i was at nyu some dude chased me and my roommate down on this fancy block of 5th ave (not like 5th ave really has unfancy blocks) to try and sell us acid, we were like "uh, we're all set but give us your number." we realized none of us had pen or paper so this sketchy acidhead grabs a rock and carves his number into the granite facade of a fancy apartment building. a faint outline of the number remained for years. i don't think we ever called him, though. |
| Harpo - 07/25/08 - 10:58 am (96.237.13.6) |
| The kid i get weed from is a fucking moron. and that's all i need to say about that. |
| boptheduck - 07/25/08 - 11:15 am (76.22.98.29) |
| I think you guys may have heard that my w33d guy is transgender |
| Edzuky - 07/25/08 - 11:18 am (98.210.185.131) |
| gun in face. |
| JohnaldMorman - 07/25/08 - 11:19 am (66.152.221.34) |
| he's a real good friend of mine that i've known for 6 years now one time we climbed on top of the indian statue at the mfa and then were chased by northeastern police for an hour |
| Edzuky - 07/25/08 - 11:19 am (98.210.185.131) |
| to be fair though, i was the one selling. a lot. |
| ryantheterrible - 07/25/08 - 11:22 am (128.197.103.181) |
| my coke dealer in SF was a very very depressed man with no friends. i felt bad for him as i
genuinely liked his sweet nature, but then he'd get all coked up and tell stories about his stealing
days, and his name was Buck, short for Buck 50, because his trademark was slicing you from your eye
to your chin with a box cutter, causing 150 stitches. sigh. he had a fishtank full of barracudas. |
| Harpo - 07/25/08 - 11:25 am (96.237.13.6) |
| i genuinely liked his sweet nature his trademark was slicing you from your eye to your chin with a box cutter, causing 150 stitches. sick. |
| katharine - 07/25/08 - 11:43 am (207.241.236.4) |
| i dont have any sketchy stories because i have ususally lived with people who have w33d
prescriptions my brother has a similar 6 foot bong story though.. the bong was named "the geoduck" (gooey-duck, as in giant clam). |
| ryantheterrible - 07/25/08 - 11:50 am (128.197.103.181) |
| Doty, he really was like this sweet lonely dude who got into the drug game to get out of the theft
game, and also used it to make friends. I kinda miss him. |
| Harpo - 07/25/08 - 11:51 am (96.237.13.6) |
| :( |
| ryantheterrible - 07/25/08 - 11:52 am (128.197.103.181) |
| I would often tell him he could come do his laundry for free at my laundromat. he never came. |
| dalton - 07/25/08 - 12:07 pm (207.172.209.142) |
| In my teenage days my dealer told me he was going out of business because after his latest DWI he
told me "I need to get things in order and stop doing drugs [really long pause] except for paint thinner man" I often miss the first state. |
| katharine - 07/25/08 - 12:08 pm (207.241.236.4) |
| hahahahaha |
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