Evacuate 196 views |
| ryantheterrible - 07/24/08 - 2:24 pm (128.197.103.181) |
Let's keep this simple. I have a hot tub on Euclid. I am having a group release party on December
28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some
women this time). Here's how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The
temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody "evacuates."
(voids their bowels in the tub). We see what "floats to the surface." This "letting
go" stage is followed by a "coming together" stage in which each person helps the
person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful.
Some ground rules: 1)No footwear of any kind in the tub! Leave your flip flops on the deck! 2)Do not
go into the house. 3)Scents are okay but please, NO GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS. 4)Please refrain from
smoking. 5)Once everybody is in the tub, its silent time. No talking until everybody is out. 6)If
you do not like what is "going down" (or coming up) step out of the tub. You do not need
to make it everybody elses problem. 7)Please commit before showing up. Don't come out to the
backyard, check out the "scene" and then decide to leave. This disrupts the experience for
everybody. 8)Please no laughing or frivolity. Its not that it has to be "dead serious" but
we don't want it to turn into a joke. For many people a group release party is a vulnerable
psychosexual experience and your laughter can be shaming. 9)PLEASE NO LOUD TALKING AFTER THE
SESSION. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE COMPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE. 10) If
you are over two hundred pounds it is fine, but please let me know in advance. 11)PLEASE NO
DIABETICS, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE WITH HEALTH CONDITIONS WHICH MAY BE AFFECTED BY A LONG AND
UNUSUALLY HIGH TEMPERATURE HOT TUB SITUATION. 12)NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND!!!! 13)Please make sure that
you have eaten well and NOT EXCRETED FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS before coming. 14)No food in the hot
tub or on the deck. If you must eat, finish your food in your car. 15)You can park directly out
front or along the street. PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY. If parking is limited park on POPLAR
st. 16)Do not turn on the airration jets under any circumstances. This makes the party impossible to
clean up afterwards and also disrupts the atmosphere in the tub. 17)Please show up on time for the
session. The orientation period is extremely important and helps to insure that the party will be a
success for all participants. 18)NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND INCLUDING CAMERA PHONES. For many, the
session is a "discreet" experience and respect for individual privacy concerns is of
utmost importance. 19)If you have a health concern which you believe may be transmittable through
personal waste material please wait for at least two weeks after the matter has cleared up before
attending a session. 20)You are welcome to bring a friend PROVIDED I KNOW IN ADVANCE. Please do not
show up with an extra participant. Thank you for your interest and contact me if you wish to
participate. |
| ryantheterrible - 07/24/08 - 2:26 pm (128.197.103.181) |
| seriously |
| mexicangold - 07/24/08 - 2:27 pm (134.174.143.174) |
| SRSLY. |
| ryantheterrible - 07/24/08 - 2:28 pm (128.197.103.181) |
| SUPER SERIOUS |
| mexicangold - 07/24/08 - 2:30 pm (134.174.143.174) |
THE MOST SERIOUS
KHED |
| topeka - 07/24/08 - 2:31 pm (209.6.158.14) |
| I'm the most serious pooper in the hottub |
| thedeathofsid - 07/24/08 - 2:31 pm (209.104.255.226) |
| I'm down. |
| Harpo - 07/24/08 - 2:32 pm (207.154.59.124) |
| HEY!! GO FINISH YOUR FOOD IN YOUR CAR!! |
| melshocker - 07/24/08 - 2:32 pm (128.103.209.178) |
| shit in my tub but for god's sake no hair pomade that is just nasty |
| NazDLox - 07/24/08 - 2:33 pm (192.136.22.4) |
| mmmm evacuate stew |
| ryantheterrible - 07/24/08 - 2:33 pm (128.197.103.181) |
| DON'T SMOKE DUDE! IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE UNHAPPY! |
| RichHorror - 07/24/08 - 2:37 pm (71.232.150.38) |
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| tintern - 07/24/08 - 2:38 pm (63.116.56.11) |
| Wow, I am actually so repulsed by this that I feel physically ill/nauseous. |
| Huts - 07/24/08 - 2:38 pm (66.31.165.185) |
| thread is useless without vids |
| Harpo - 07/24/08 - 2:40 pm (207.154.59.124) |
| *porno girl hot tub shit gif* |
| mattm - 07/24/08 - 2:43 pm (75.69.229.248) |
incredible.
ooh, someone had corn last night! |
